bam ❦

boutta see Thornhill without a drink bracelet this time hell yeah

I wasn’t interested I was just bored bro

I’m unironically so glad I couldn’t kill myself

Our communication is so easy we’re just breathing; I’m so excited for us<33

I felt so ugly and unwanted and the burnt love note in the sink had me convinced me I wasn’t worthy of affection but now I feel cherished and appreciated

twist the knife in my intuition and watch me gush for you

I left the bag fine shyt made for me to carry my toiletries at work I wanna commit a murder

fuck fate we decided on this

I lov my coworkers and I’m so lucky to have met my partner but something about the civilian understanding my plight and talking bout anything and everything under the sun w me made me feel human

Yo shoutout Joseph Trevino u are the best bar customer literally ever

you met me at a very #needthat time of my life

made an anti-Putin post about our upcoming shows in Ukraine and got the predictable “stop being political” comment. then a Ukrainian fella responded with this…

Hantavirus talk all over my timeline, economy tanking and I remembered who’s administration we’re currently under

100% of people who voted for this are the dumbest dipshits you’ll ever interact with in life

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

I know what I want and u got what I need

Ugh they called me their partner last night I’m gonna be normal about this today

Weird dynamic overall so I wasn’t gonna but I’m j extra tickled about this in my partners bed

dudes been trying for months and it’s an icky approach, rq’s to buy nudes while he’s at it, and I dont think the gf knows the extent of his effort lol anyway they j added me to a gc with 5 unread messages w a couple unread messages on the side directly from bro lol

this dudes been trying hard to get me over for a threesom and it j tickles me knowing how unserious it all is