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@TotesChris This process is greatly simplified - and can be repeated daily - if you're a barefoot commando.

I was recently described as "not looking like I was full of porn".

@Nonapeptide Looks like that boot could be slid back from the plug, easing operation of the retainer clip

unsatisfactory excuse for wheat bread

A triple wedgie is apparently a sort of a sandwich.

just got distracted by a packet of mustard

You mean like entropy? RT @philiph: When you think about it, isn’t every heater a space heater?

combat your dearth of meat snacks with this one old weird trick

"I wonder what's holding back the water..." she mused. Dam curious girl

There are more than 1 trillion google ways to arrange a 78 card tarot deck, and that's before counting inverted cards.

Fun fact: there are only slightly more ways to arrange a euchre deck than molecules in a mole. (24! vs Avogadro constant)

#TodayInIT: 29000 emails in 4 minutes. (This is not a bug.)

They lied. There *WERE* user serviceable parts inside.

"Fortunately, nobody got killed" - not a phrase I should use as often as I do

if you burn the fish instead of simmering it, you've pooched it instead of poached it

Industrial safety training. Gravity is a potential energy source; how you gonna lock **THAT** out?

@exairian ( whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com )

@exairian FENNEL WITH ALMONDS, GRAPES, OLIVES, DRIED FIGS & CHEESE

At the moment, I rather wish that I'd bought bitcoin around $.05

#TodayInIT: "Quick question - How do I turn it on?" . . "Try pressing the power button." . . "Never saw that before! Had it for a year!"