Little Edie

I just found this old phone still logged into this hell app and i just wanted to say hey guys before i disappear again

Every time I show Jake a new song I like he accuses me of only listening to Andrew W.K. but none of the songs I ever show him are even Andrew W.K. and I can’t tell if I should feel insulted or not

I can’t explain this but kid rock has the hair of a 5 yr old girl named Briar

My kid loves Jesus and she asked me why I don’t like the Jesus songs on YouTube. When I responded “they creep me out” she told me “well, just close your eyes then”.

“It’s hard for me to stop saying bad words. It is. It’s hard for me. To stop.” - Rosemary

Lookin’ for a “Git Snake Bit” shirt in my 30’s

Easter is so lame.

@notmegf Honestly I forgot about this and I’m re-bamboozled all over again. HOW MEG

Oh I forgot to tell the world.... @NotMeganFields has NEVER heard the song The Freshman by The Verve Pipe

there’s a whole genre of content slurry where registered nurses and multi level marketing ladies encounter victims of the opiate crisis in a hobby lobby parking lot and believe with every ounce of their soul that they are about to be stuffed in a crate and sent to Slovakia.

I thought Christian’s were supposed to dig Rainbows considering the whole “God’s Promise” and the mythical gigantic boat ordeal

If he’s so worried about “masculinity” why is he wearing a pink shirt and consistently skipping leg day?

IMG_0503.JPG.jpeg That's beautiful

today i found out that dana carvey was dressed like this when the entire cast and crew learned that two planes hit the twin towers

When I worked at the Build-a-Bear in Times Square a man bought $200 worth of My Little Pony merchandise and then went outside and immediately threw up on the ground. I’ll never forget him

A woman in a hallmark movie will walk out in the most basic Rue 21 dress you’ve ever seen and the man will just stand there in awe staring at her like

@AlisonBlanton It’s in the family genes 😘

Idk I just think I’m really cool

We just bought a house!