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New toes and nails 😮‍💨

I think hard as fuck when I’m washing dishes

Me using twitter in public

@Gho5tpr15 @itscelyunique 😔😔😔😔😭😭😭

@nst____ @itscelyunique 😂😂😂

boutta get split open by the dick i been missing for weeeeekssss oouuhhh🥹. might cry

@kxxrby 4-6 inches with some decent girth 😩

@nst____ What constitutes “shmedium dick”

Women need to admit that shmedium dick is the BEST

@kissmeriver Kwan 🤷🏽‍♀️

how da fuck u pronounce this 🤨

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

I love a man who can admit he misses you. Male pride is such a cheap turn off.

Twitter needs to bring back real blocking wtf

Literally

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

I be liking my own posts idgaf

@chrisbrown @Tyga this will NEVER get old 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

i realized that no one, not even my mother or closest friends knows what i’m actually like in the inside of my head, and the only person who actually knows who i am is me

The cast of Jeepers Creepers (2001)

Sexting will never die

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch