Michael 'OK Boomer' Carroll

Anything that can be decontextualized enough to be said in 140 characters is either patently false, trivially true or a gross oversimplifica

Any particular mastodon servers that my science peeps are preferring?

Still there?

@DrAlgaeGirl Nice!

@DrAlgaeGirl Have to assume from context that Kestrel is not an actual kestrel.

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

Klimt Eastwood.

@ebtapper I guess you've proved there's no favoritism.

Achievement unlocked: Just had a paper rejected from the journal where I am editor-in-chief

@upbeatprof did you watch the GBBO finale yet?

Trends in Endocrinology and Metabolism coming in strong with cover art (h/t @implosian)

@roshanpateI Don't mention the scrum.

bless her little heart

Fantastic

Honored to be included in this year's edition of @BusinessInsider's #InsiderT100 series in #Healthcare. "... with the support of swaths of the scientific community, she continues to call out scientific dishonesty, cleaning up the science that contributes to drugs and therapies."

Don't forget to calculate overhead costs!

shut. the. front. door. This is insane. A system to decode visual stimuli from brain recordings. So you're saying...in ten years...it'll be thought to image? link to paper🧵 #ai #deeplearning #mindblown

@upbeatprof Ha! I watched that episode last week!! I love her!

🚨 BIG DATA RELEASE 🚨 We are beyond excited to announce the release of our Brain Wide Map of neural activity during decision making! It consists of 547 Neuropixel recordings of 32784 neurons across 194 regions of the mouse brain 🐭🧠 (1/7)

🔥Our work has now been accepted to NeurIPS 2022 !! `Toward a realistic model of speech processing in the brain with self-supervised learning’: arxiv.org/abs/2206.01685 Let’s meet in New Orleans on Tue 29 Nov 2:30pm PST (Hall J #524). A recap of the 3 main results below 👇

@FelixHill84 Ha! I guess I can only take responsibility for my own lack of humor.

@nucAmbiguous you definitely do, but it's sparse, or at least very high variance note: this is not a comment on anything other than what-comedy-seems-like-to-me/Brits

Good tweet history

Just raised $500m for my new startup that uses AI to detect crypto fraud. We don’t actually use any AI, we just say that everything is fraud and haven’t been proven wrong yet.

@FelixHill84 I was expressing my agedness more than your youth.

@nucAmbiguous that is definitely not the right word to evoke the way my body works these days

Lots of folks are talking about *emergence* in Deep Learning as if it's a new thing, that happens only in large language models at scale. It's not! It has been happening for decades and in very small networks. 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵 🧵