Frontal Lobe Sasquatch

Fuck it. I'm going full schizo-conspiracy theory-retard for 2026. The earth is square. Aliens are diabetic. Sasquatch is what controls humans frontal lobes. Birds are not only real they work with squirrels to combat silly gooses. #Schizo2026. 🍆 Follow for more🍑

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

simplesmente o cara colocou uma válvula de descarga no meio do jardim pro cocô do cachorro

@ChristnNitemare Eww.

No.

Imagine what you could do with 18 fingers 👀👀 🌱 This whole time, I thought this was a double set of leaves squished in the section where it looked like the plant topped itself. I didn't want to have it squished in there with the forming flowers, so I trimmed it off and saw that it was actually just one leaf, with 18 fingers. It's definitely a new find for me, so I grabbed my photos and now the leaf is pressed between some clipboards to dry out. 🧬 Syrian Landrace, bred by @hokuseedcompany

ROASTING My Gays at the Pride Parade!

This gives a new perspective to The Little Engine That Could 🚂 One piece of coal and he went from 1 to 3 mph. A mini steam engine is something I didn’t know I needed til now. Who else loves trains?

This man is a legend.

Christ what truck is this it’s better than my house!!

Something is happening in Iran - Standby.

Bro got a PHD in Gaslighting

Why do you think he left after 28 years? 👇

@Coinvo No dear you will be arrested, if you do get there avoid drones and oil refineries, lots of talent there, Tate brothers, Steve over inflated Seagull. And of course the secret police who watch your every move.

lmao

Best part? No blind spots! 😂

@veryeet Sit down slick brain.

@oDIRECTORo what’s it like being 5’5

I fucking hate AI because the fuck you mean you sold out our children’s futures just so you wouldn’t have to write an email

Edition maybe?

This is probably the realest thing you'll see today 😭

Can anyone relate to this?

Every room is like it’s own little word, that's dope! 😍🔥

Yo, this is the kind of workspace I’ve always imagined 😌