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@FreddieChenn Jesus fuck you were young when I started watching you then what do you mean you're only a couple years older than me you raised me

I AM TWENTY. FOUR.

@despusssy And the joy of cults and soft core BDSM!!😁😁

@obsecutrus10285 It's about having fun with your friends!

Thinking Riverdale is a straight show bc of varchie and bughead as if the show didn't end w all 4 of them swapping saliva together

@despusssy like maybe if ur parents are iconic youtubers in a long term relationship like pat and Jen or lizzy and Joel or Dan and phil it makes sense to be upset but regular old parents? middle age losers who couldn't be in the same room together even before the divorce?? who CARESSS

@obsecutrus10285 I mean I guess when ur a kid it can be upsetting but once ur a teenager/adult you should really not give a fuck

Getting upset bc your parents are getting divorced past the age of 12 is lowkey pathetic

@despusssy BUDDY IVE WATCHED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH 4 TIMES, I LOVE IT TOO BUT WHAT IN THE HELL IS IT ABOUT

@obsecutrus10285 Ur barking up the wrong tree mate Riverdale is one of my favorite shows

@fearferalz sorry no

can you be a lesbian if you like women?

Me if I see pubes on show

@phrogcult 42

I have finally named 100 men!!!!! Give me a number and I will assign you one

traveling across state lines on my own missed my stop by 40 minutes so now I'm tucked away in the corner of a dollar tree charging my phone while I wait for someone to drive an hour to pick me up

how do I get my cat to stop playing in her litter box other than to literally just close access to her litter box when she's not using it 😢 she screams all night long while climbing in and out and scratching at it, and when I tell her no and take her out, she just screamssss

I worked so hard to get to passing after failing for 3 years and I was PASSING ALL MY CLASSES AND WEEKS AWAY FROM GETTING MY DIPLOMA AND THEY KICKED ME OUT BECAUSE I "WASNT ATTENDING CLASS" I HAD NOTHING TO ATTEND I HAD NO WORK LEFT IN THEM THE TEACHERS TOLD ME TO STOP COMING

there's no fucking way I just got booted from my school 2 weeks before I fucking graduate

bae just graduated AND got 4000 dollars for college so I'm treating them to ass alcohol and a vibrator partyyyyy

LOVE OF MY LIFE JUST GRADUATEDDD

anyone wanna teach my white ass how to use chopsticks I'm so confused

? Hello

hey maybe my depression went away, I just got horny

@despusssy I sorry:(

bitch and cunt are not words for men to be using