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🔴ELIMINATED: Mehdi Rastami Sh'mastan, a key commander in the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence. Sh'mastan was a key figure in promoting terrorist activities and attacks against Israeli and Jewish civilians around the world. The Ministry of Intelligence is the Iranian terror regime’s primary intelligence organization and serves as one of the regime’s central mechanisms of oppression and terror.

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“I’ll take my bath, dress up, use perfume, line my lipstick, then go and sit beside someone who rears chickens.” — Lady explains why she’s tired of using public transport and feels she deserves better.

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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📋 Voici la liste des 28 joueurs convoqués par le sélectionneur national Pape Thiaw pour les matchs amicaux du mois de mars 2026 : le 28/03 contre le Perou à Paris et le 31/03 contre la Gambie à Diamniadio. 📞🇸🇳

JUST IN: 🇶🇦🇮🇷 Qatar says Iran's brutal attacks in the region have "crossed all red lines."

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Joe Kent on Charlie Kirk and the Iran war: "Charlie Kirk was strongly against a war with Iran. Last time I saw him in June, he looked me in the eye and said very loudly: Joe, stop us from getting into a war with Iran."

Luka Dončić over his last 7 games: 40 PTS - 9 REB - 10 AST 36 PTS – 6 REB – 4 AST 30 PTS – 11 REB – 13 AST 51 PTS – 10 REB – 9 AST 31 PTS – 11 REB – 11 AST 35 PTS – 8 REB – 4 AST 44 PTS – 9 REB – 5 AST MVP? 👀