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i might have given in to lucille's thirst once or twice but, even 𝑎𝑠𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑠 like me got their 𝖋uckass limits. so, cut the 𝔠rap boy .. a birdie told me ya had to put down your own 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ―― pretty sure your mind's a ⠀ ⤸

not interested in girls ﹖ too bad. though, it’s most likely the sheriff would approve —— least of his concerns is carl’s preferences. as for the other 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ﹔ it shouldn’t be that *hard. obedient, silent .. just ⠀⤸

that's too straightforward, even for a badass teen like you. personally, i'd wait 'till ya grow up a bit .. ya know, frontal lobe fully developed 'n then i can 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 knock ya out.

𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤 or not, nobody is to deny that those cooking skills were extraordinary .. carl doesn’t need to lose 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 sight —— looking twice as *𝖒onstrous is gonna cost him the girlies.

that’s unfortunate. if ya can’t handle one badass guy with a bat, there’s no way you can put 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 down.

punch them.

run.

get me out of here. 💔

carl was a menace to society 😭