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Meshlŷan qu’leliantl sesniyet medna aqu’ne meshiln Kane Parsons O seniit- chitl wene wenach aqu’Backrooms aph nechel medna osin renanut netli onë yakwaksiin achiniyaat Jackson, Mississippi nekw’ ansaŷl alet

Hi

@_Draitto_ I said id eat an entire book on video if FRIENDS name is roots its like whateever LOLLLL I would not be following that through if I were you

@orbitulon x.com/i/status/20626…

How it feels to not acknowledge #That comment made on #That post about #That announcement bc I still have hope that the Nintendo Direct has nothing so I don't have to actually do it

@whitenedcrown This was the draft version before I tried again

@orbitulon what the hell are you a cop

☆ ☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you the first time they felt guilt in their life ☆ ☆

blowing my 50 tweet limit on kane parsons

thanks gaster

Kane Parsons fell into Mt. Ebott, following its evacuation upon the freeing of the monster race. He is still trapped in the ruins due to structural collapse, following decades of disrepair resultant from the CORE melting down due to cessation of upkeep. Source: UndernetNews

Life is truly beautiful

El misterio del sol en los backrooms? Splendor sun?

Funny movie made me laugh.

me trying to interact more w my mutuals but their tweets aren’t helping

@ehvihn Too snarky to enjoy personally atm yes …. Localthunk said the uodate would drop last year and….. well anyways something to look forward to

@orbitulon it makes sense you’re a roffle fan i used to put his videos on in the background for a while but nowadays he’s been more snarky lmao i think the next content drop for balatro needs to come soon

Federally and Legally mandated anti-yuri space-gap technologies at play

@papayadesu #relatableXeet

@orbitulon lowk I took a shit on the floor when I was like 3

Ok I got the kane parsons posting out of my system this means everyone else who posts it after this moment is a loser whos dragging the joke. Please consult the graph for more in formation

@mp3_dog Thats every floorboard in the upstairs of my house its actually cruel to a guy like me who usually sleeps 2-4am

@orbitulon same with that one weird floorboard

That one stair in the staircase that sounds like something with your mother’s voice screaming in tortured agony when you step on it when youre going up while everyones asleep

Man why is nobody talking about this Sr. Pelo's tadc video about the leaks LMAOOO it's so peak 😭😭😭

Kane Parson doesnt like toppings on his burger, he prefers them just with cheese and Sauce: Ketchup

'BACKROOMS' Director Kane Parsons has stated he is currently fighting The Great Papyrus. "i am blue."