John T

Jesus wept.

@Viralvid_89 You spelt ride wrong

Some people are too dumb to drive.

@ThrillaRilla369 Pting

Can anyone spell the sound this makes? 😿

@MarcherReborn Poor man's Franchise FC stadium

Big stadium for a Championship team

@MrJamesMay Rumour is that if you press it, the intro to this starts playing

This old Golf I’m driving has a ‘metal’ button on the radio/cassette. I’d completely forgotten about that.

@EmiratesFACup The cheats

The stage is set 🤩 Who are you backing to win the 2025-26 #EmiratesFACup Final? 🏆

@OfficialPVFC The blame lies squarely at the board. Lessons should have been learned from the last relegation & they weren't. Drop the loaners & put the likes of Shorrock, Lomax & Bussell in the team for the remaining games. Draw a line under this season, back Brady and go again next season.

This evening's result confirms our relegation from Sky Bet League One. #PVFC

@BMW You spelt Bugs Bunny wrong

A tribute to dedication.   Introducing the new BMW 7.   #BMW #THENEWBMW7 #7Series

@Ed_Miliband Coal, Gas, Oil. Something that we have in abundance. Yet here you are spouting this drivel.

We’re facing the second fossil fuel shock in less than 5 years. Events far away are once again impacting families and businesses here at home. We can’t go on leaving our country so exposed. The solution lies in clean homegrown power we control. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@OfficialPVFC Absolute priority that we sign Hernandez for next season

🗣️ Onel Hernandez spoke to PVTV following this afternoon's 0-0 draw with Wigan Athletic. Watch the full interview 👉 port-vale.co.uk/PVTV #PVFC | #PVFC150

@GBNEWS Keep putting out lies like this and people will think they're looking at a BBC News article

Britons ditch cars in protest against petrol and diesel prices amid growing support for cycling gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars…

@JeanHatchet 'Kin hell fire. The absolute state of them lot.

A selection of Green Party candidates in Sheffield. They chose these headshots. Chose them. Ponder that.

This might stagger a few of my followers, but it turns out Starmer is the biggest lying cunt to have ever held the office of Prime Minister. He is the embodiment of our national decline. Luncheon meat faced turdpocket.

The IMF just ranked Britain the worst performing major economy on the planet. Not a war torn nation. Not a failed state. Britain. Twenty five years of open borders, net zero ideology, DEI over defence and spending money we do not have. They did this to us. Not Putin. Not Trump. Not global headwinds. The people we elected. Every single one of them.

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@Footballtweet That'll sting a bit. No sympathy though. Bring back proper shin pads

🤢 The trend of wearing tiny shin pads must end now.

@ukhomeoffice And what's your next joke?

Coming to the UK from overseas is a privilege, not a right. Any foreign national with a history of crime and violence is not welcome. If you pose a risk to our country, you will be refused entry or removed.

Shame on Britain's police for enforcing politically motivated #20mph speed limits. “unjust and unnecessary” and part of a “Ponzi scheme” telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/1… [£]

@anon_opin That bloody song kept me awake for a whole night. Like a sodding stuck record.

The song from the Pepto Bismol advert should be Britain's entry for this years Eurovision Song Contest