nick

punxsutawney phil is one of the worst hogs to ever do it and people still give him a platform over staten island chuck. there’s no justice in this world

i’m also a major move guy 😜😜😜 #relatable @TomBrady

@pissboymcgee i need that

Got an insanely large ice cream sandwich from one of my fav local spots in Buffalo. I always forget how big it is when I order it. 9 volt battery for reference

@jimmyjohns happy birthday jimmy john’s

following back anyone who wishes me Happy Birthday today

piss in the pool, no one bats and eye. piss INTO the pool, everyone loses their minds.

@onlyfronds love that tweet still making its rounds lmao

HE DID IT! AARON JUDGE HITS NUMBER 62!

Jack. Colletto. Is. That. Guy.

What a ride it’s been. Thank you, @serenawilliams 💙

THANK YOU SERENA 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Blessed to have been able to watch you play. Truly the 🐐🐐🐐

serena forever

apple: *chooses an ugly ass green color for androids to make the consumer base turn against their competitor* android: apple pls stop :-(

what a pathetic ad

@pizzastixwranch spittin

i think i’m gonna rebrand as a leona lewis stan account

@Jin_AitM in case you were curious

still don't know the context for this and I don't need to

@Krymicri11 yes

@parrspective I didn't know he said Doug. I thought he said Dawg😳 Is my entire life a lie?🧐

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

stephen king has a son named joe. i’m not joking, but he is.

fuck the supreme court

@onlyfronds @kelly_scraps absolute banger