Passienus
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Passienus
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Strange tales from Ancient Rome. 'These things never happened, but always are.' Sallust






Does anyone truly like Asparagus?

Cleopatra is probably the most irrelevant historical figure in human history. To this day, there's nothing notable about her other than being a side piece for Julius Caesar.



>Be Suebi warrior, 1st century Germania >Diet is exclusively wild boar, venison, cattle, fermented milk >Zero agriculture, Romans call you "barbaric meat-eaters" >Stand three inches taller than legionnaires >Bones so dense Roman swords often bounce off >Terrify the most powerful empire on Earth just by existing >Ambush three Roman legions in Teutoburg Forest >Annihilate 20,000 grain-fed soldiers in three days >Romans never recover psychologically >Modern nutritionists say your saturated fat intake was killing you >Clearly needed more spelt bread





















