Evelynn ⚢

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Evelynn ⚢

@patchworkedlady

Bellingham sometimes Seattle~ 가입일 Eylül 2024

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

I am a creature of habit

Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady

I fear it may be time for a haircut

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·15h

@goobersimulator Oh wait that actually makes a lot of sense, I’ve actually somehow never gotten transphobic comments before and idk why

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goober🏳️‍⚧️ (robo puppy)@goobersimulator·15h

@patchworkedlady i normally hide replies thqt are transphobic or creepy dididi so me saying im muting it is like going "whatever fresh hell you see in the comment section is not my responsibility"

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·18h

People that tweet about muting their hit tweets rub me the wrong way

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·16h

@loserdollmay Idk but the pets themselves aren’t that bad

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may ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧@loserdollmay·16h

@patchworkedlady why are they rubbing you to begin with that seems a bit off

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·18h

Fully stretching out like a dog and plopping down on my bed after finishing up my work for the quarter is a top 10 experience

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·18h

Realizing you are a negative impact on someones mental health has got to be a bottom 3 experience oat

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·19h

@_shmCS Okay but what about Arena?

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shm@_shmCS·21h

I swear whenever youre in a bad mood just play like 1-2 league games and you will remember how much nicer your life is when you dont play it. This is like hte most unfun game ever Idk how I could play it for the past 3 years let alone for the last 14 years

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

I need to practice this

jane glunko ⚢@glunkotwo

the best way to give hickeys is basically build suction strong enough to pinch off a wide section of skin then continue sucking in from your mouth to tighten the seal and increase pressure while breathing through your nose, repeat a bunch and continue for about 2 minutes and bang

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@cyfemmae Awwww thank you :>

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cyfemmae 🏳️‍⚧️@cyfemmae·1d

@patchworkedlady a beautiful creature

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I am a creature of habit

Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady

I fear it may be time for a haircut

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@FEMSOFTWARE Woahh what if it falls over

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FEMSOFTWARE 🏳️‍⚧️🔞@FEMSOFTWARE·1d

Scawy building

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

@nadiahazelnuts Same but we’d have to flip a coin for who has to be the top

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Nadia@nadiahazelnuts·1d

@patchworkedlady and its hot as fuck because im hot as fuck i would make out constantly with myself

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·2d

Selfcest was invented by narcissistic switches with attachment issues

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This WAS an invitation btw

Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady

Women don’t even dm me their shot anymore, they just do shit like this

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

@shaetastic69 Thank you :>

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Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞@shaetastic69·1d

@patchworkedlady Absolutely gorgeous!!

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

@willllow5 Oooo I’ll have to give it a listen!!

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willllow@willllow5·1d

@patchworkedlady creatures of habit is a good album by kiltro

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@loserdollmay Thank you Mayyy!!!!

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may ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧@loserdollmay·1d

@patchworkedlady ur so pretty!!!

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·1d

@malanorea ??? What does that mean 😭

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Malanorea (rhymes with Hooray) 🏳️‍⚧️@malanorea·2d

@patchworkedlady Think of it as a temperature check

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·2d

Women don’t even dm me their shot anymore, they just do shit like this

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·2d

@VerySillyBunny Hiiiiiii

cassandra kairo@VerySillyBunny·2d

@patchworkedlady you rang?

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·2d

@punk_ass_butch So what you’re saying is I need to start brooding at the library?

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Losing_Streak@punk_ass_butch·2d

@patchworkedlady If anyone knows how to attract a vampire girl it would be a well read librarian. Vampire girl ‘goes to bite librarian’ Librarian girl ‘wears thick turtle neck sweater’ VG: “Dammit” ‘settles for snuggling into her warmth instead. LG ‘gives forehead kiss to cold dead skin’

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Evelynn ⚢@patchworkedlady·4d

Everyone always wants to be seduced by a hot vampire lady, but what about the hot vampires ladies that want to be seduced?

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