Patrick Hawley

@_ScatRecords My Bloody Valentine - Loveless?

n.b.-albums from the same time & place, recorded quickly, most also at Abbey Rd S.F. Sorrow / Pretty Things Piper at the Gates of Dawn / Pink Floyd Odyssey & Oracle / Zombies Something Else / Kinks This is the way. /end

Idk why I’m thinking about the Beatles tonight. But sorely missing from most Sgt Peppers discourse is that their historic Too Many Hours In The Studio indulgence recording Sgt Peppers’ set a template for a whole lotta absolute shit. /1

@_ScatRecords Hairy Pussy were also always good for a hi-quality release with late-at-night-at-your-day-job-copier-thievery B&W sleeve.

@_ScatRecords My nominee would be Tono-Bungay's Rough Music

Super tempted to pile onto the thread about fave LPs with a b/w cover, but I really think it should be noted that pre mid90s, that was oft a budgetary rather than aesthetic choice (esp smallish labels). Natch many inspired ppl worked that in their favor. This C it’s only +$100 /1

@_ScatRecords It's such a fine line between stupid and clever

While I’ve gotten nice coin for some LPs on Discogs, I may be the mostest happiest about getting $75 for this Weird Al LP. The cringe knob is set to 11 here, but a few genuine yuks to be had too. If nothing else, he’s a master of blurring the line between genius & garbage.

It's the season of giving! We have ONE limited-edition ULTRA-RARE blind bear fitted cap we are giving away! Like and retweet for a chance to win! Winner announced Friday at 12pm EDT. #SmokiesBaseball

Hello @varsitytutors . Can you please respond to any of my requests for account assistance and stop charging my account? Thanks in advance!

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

For those interested in #mastadon, here's an invite to the server I'm on. Don't miss out on my future bangers! mastodon.social/invite/bhSKNF7f

Reminder to my future self: It's not the best idea to create a healthgrades review of your doctor whilst still coming out of your anesthesia haze.

I wonder if Odin ever ask an 8yo Thor "Did you comb through your hair well when you took your bath tonight?"

@connormacdermot @lilcutieorange Or as he would say: "ankoes"

@lilcutieorange whenever i hear the song The Magician my ankles start hurting no cap

andy shauf songs like install such a sense of fear in me like if i heard his voice i would go into a corner and hide

Cleveland Guardians right fielder Oscar Gonzalez has the Spongebob Squarepants theme song as his walk-up music 😂 (ESPN)

@lilcutieorange I'd feel bad for the bf...who wants to be called Bubba unless that's your actual name/nickname

girls who call their boyfriends bubba... like why are you the way you are...

@Ken_Rosenthal I can totally picture you at a @dinosaurjr show taking in their 120+dB rock!

@lilcutieorange If there is, I bet it changes all the time like the rules for ears. And famous people are exempt from it

is there a gay side to get ur nose pierced like there is for single ear piercings

I saw an influencer post curated photos of themselves under the caption "Life unfiltered". If there isn't a pic of you shouting "Ah, for fuck's sake!!" when your kid spills apple juice on the table, it's definitely filtered!

@lilcutieorange Today was "wavy" and I was presented with 2 options, but recently had to look up "bet"

@patrickhawley like what

Returning to TFW you have to look up words sent to you by GenZs on urban dictionary to see if they're slang or typos of actual words.

My gf: The fact that you're insane doesn't make me love you any less

@lilcutieorange @banana_schplit Dude

@banana_schplit does he dislike being called "bf" just as he dislikes being called "dad"

My bf: I thought you were going to criticize me Me: I never criticize you My bf: I thought maybe you were going to start Me: You've got problems