Peter Odejide

@22Hater_ foden drops this level of performance and we clown him lol

They tried to convince me this guy was ass today I got eyes Alhamdulillah

@Winchey1066 @terryflewers even this trophyless arsenal team will give them a run for their money 😂

@terryflewers 💯 Liverpool of 2020/21 would have beaten any of those teams. Same as any Manchester City team of the last 5 years.

Seeing greats like Salah, De Bruyne, and Gerrard slow down in their early/mid 30s just highlights how special Giggs and Scholes were. Performing at an elite level at 38 & 40, winning leagues, controlling games… that’s a different standard altogether.

@BBCMOTD past it

Virgil van Dijk has conceded four penalties this season 😬 (46 apps) That's as many as he did in his first eight years with Liverpool 😳 (319 apps)

@ChiomaFavour0 @omasgram chai see fuck up

@omasgram No 😭

This married woman is an apprentice just like me, we are both learning how to sew. This morning, she came to work late and our madam asked her to kneel down. This is somebody’s wife ooo. I summoned courage to tell her that she can’t ask someone’s wife to kneel down just because she came late, at least respect her husband. Can you imagine that this woman slapped me and ask me to stop coming to her shop.. that I’m so disrespectful and that’s why she doesn’t accept Igbo people. I didnt argue i just asked her to refund me back my 160k I paid for 6 months and I’ve only spent 3 weeks with her People around are asking me to beg my madam instead of asking for a refund that this is how it’s being done

@ChiomaFavour0 i just hope you slapped your back sha

@iamfmkdev @EOEboh that's 403

@EOEboh The issue here is that the user has no permission to access the resources (endpoint), the user maybe authenticated but not authorized.

Login works perfectly But after login, the very next authenticated request returns 401 Token is valid. Expiry is fine What did we miss?

@Aje_Olatunde @n6oflife6 dem catch person, say na delusional opinions

@n6oflife6 I’m not there, nor are you there! I can’t be judgmental on a random news. I’m a media specialist. We hold on to facts not delusional opinions

Early this morning A man sadly Rãped a 10 yr old Girl in Bayelsa state. The community caught Him, Tied him up and Flogged him to Death. Quietly. 😎😤🙌🏽

@YKoluwaseun9 left is ugly

Tv console or Plain wall?

@imzispoms newcastle literally gave away a W because they couldn't keep the ball for 3 seconds... controllers >>>>

all of the fans who love "controlling" midfielders please tune into Newcastle vs Barcelona right now

@divinethree333 not literal death

Unpopular opinion: Jonah didnt survive three days in the belly of the great fish— it wasnt a refuge; it was a tomb. Most people picture Jonah chilling in the belly of the great fish for three days perhaps humming a psalm or two. Thats not what the text describes. Read Jonahs own prayer from inside the fish: “I called out to the Lord, out of my distress… From the belly of Sheol I cried and you heard my voice… The waters closed in over me to the point of death; the flood surrounded me; seaweed was wrapped around my head; I went down to the roots of the mountains; the earth with its bars closed upon me forever… yet You brought up my life from the pit, O Lord my God.” (Jonah 2:2–6) He prays from Sheol—the Old Testament place of the dead. He says the waters took him “to the point of death.” Seaweed wrapped around his head and the earth barred him in forever. Thats not a guy whos just uncomfortable. Thats a man describing his own death. So yes—Jonah died in the belly of the fish. The miracle wasnt that he survived for three days. The miracle was that God raised him from the dead when the fish vomited him onto dry land. And thats exactly the sign Jesus pointed to: “But He answered and said to them, “An evil and adulterous generation craves a sign; and so no sign will be given to it except the SIGN OF JONAH the prophet; For just as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.” (Matthew 12:39-40) Jesus didn’t say “as Jonah lived in the fish…” He pointed to Jonahs death and resurrection as a sign of His own. Jonah died. God raised him. Jesus died. God raised Him. Thats the parallel—not a three day aquarium stay. The sign of Jonah isnt survival. It’s resurrection.🙏

@OmolewaAbraham gay ≠ effeminate

My issue with this variant of gay men is how they try to outperform the girlies in what’s consider feminine behavior. It reeks of high performative moves. Tim Cook, Sam Altman, are both gay and act normal.

TAVES YOU SWORE ⭐️

@City_Zone_ bro snuck in savinho

Foden, Cherki, Doku, Savinho all need to be on TOP form for this run, we really need them as we can’t start the same attackers every game.

@SumitM_X why backend no validate

Backend Lead says Frontend's fault.. Frontend Lead accepts the mistake..and says sorry on the call.. As a manager , You are listening this.. Who are you firing ?

@adaezennaji_ indrive in big 2026

Greedy fucking bastards.

@mcfc_NIW wys, literally generated the play for the second goal

Savinho used to do everything but score, and now Semenyo does nothing but score.

@OlawaleOlanir12 carry am give nollywood

So apparently the king that was killed in ondo state was shot by 4 people for close to 10 minutes and it didn’t penetrate And hacked severely and it still didn’t penetrate They later hit something on his head before he died . A witness said He was a really brave king

@NickyWosu @AburoLukaku @Dammi_Esq @Jenae_Rex did u feel attacked

@AburoLukaku @Dammi_Esq @Jenae_Rex That's why include her people they among the dog family nahh

Sometimes when you see a lady refuse to let a man sit behind her on a bike, don’t be too quick to judge. Let me tell you why. Back in 2012/2013, my parents were very strict about time. If I wasn’t home before 7pm, I’d be grounded and I h8td that. One day, I went to Ikeja and was rushing back home to Ota. To save time, I took a bike from the Ikeja to tollgate and allowed a man to sit behind me so we could share the ride. When I got down, I noticed people staring. A woman called me aside and told me there was something on my jeans. I checked properly… and it was sperm. The man who sat behind me had ejácũlated on me. I was sh0cked. Embârrassed. I almost cried. Thankfully, the woman helped me clean up with water, but the hūm!li!ation stayed with me. Since that day, if I can’t afford to take a bike alone, I’ll enter a bus. I don’t care how long it takes me to get home. So when some women refuse to let men sit behind them on bikes, understand that sometimes it’s not pride, it’s protection.

@OwenPerspective @chibuikssss 100m idiots is more than enough

@chibuikssss Omo, i think they are. You can’t keep 200m people like this logically. There’s metaphysical play here, somewhere.

The average nigerian thinks top politicans are protected by serious juju btw🤣🤣🤣