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@pevidesl

Bolhás, Magyarország 가입일 Ekim 2018
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Atlas Press@realAtlasPress·
Leonardo da Vinci's greatest paragraph
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No mundo invertido: 20 - 20 -20 - 7 aí é mt difícil professora só fui até a quarta série n sei calcular número negativo
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@pevidesl @mcsydneysweeney O gaúcho chega para o português, dizendo: - Manoel, eu nasci em Pelotas e não tenho vergonha de dizer. E você? - Olha, eu entendo o seu problema... Mas eu nasci inteiro!
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Eu lembro quando eu fiz a piada do batatinha frita pra thay ela achou tão engraçado aí ela ficou repetindo no tt até saturar igual criança uma fofa
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AJ@ClearwaterCoder·
The Minecraft to Computer Science pipeline needs to be studied
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joao🐺𓆏@pevidesl·
@NVCQuin Oq a gente faz por um beiço de bct devia ser estuprado
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Oq a gente faz por um beiço de bct devia ser estudado
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Denzel Rust
Denzel Rust@AdemLuz·
Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu@Bqmbulu

What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?

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Nelson Pereira
Nelson Pereira@ONelsonPereira·
Isso é legit A FEATURE de boomers portugueses. "Ontem...mentira ontem não...acho que foi na 2a, ou terá sido Domingo? Olha não sei...mas fui ao LIDL porque não tinha cá pão, até pensei em ir ao Pingo Doce primeiro, que é mais perto mas gosto mais do do LIDL...e vi lá o João."
(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★@Y40IFRQTTING

People in Portugal speak with very low information density and it's getting really unbearable. They dedicate 20 minutes to things they could have said in one sentence.

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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
Harvard surveyed 2,044 parents raising a child with Down syndrome. 99% loved their child. 79% said the kid made them more positive about life. 4% regretted having them. Then they asked the kids themselves. 284 of them, all 12 or older. 99% said they were happy with their lives. 97% liked who they were and 96% liked how they looked. Brothers and sisters too, 822 of them. 88% of the older ones said they were better people because of their sibling. Over 90% planned to stay involved in that sibling's life as adults. Less than 5% wished for a different brother or sister. In 2007, Vanderbilt researchers compared the marriage records of more than 370,000 Tennessee families. Couples raising a child with Down syndrome had a divorce rate of 7.6%, compared to 11.2% for couples raising kids without disabilities. Polish researchers found the same pattern in other disabilities. They asked 142 fathers raising kids with intellectual disabilities how raising their child had changed them. 86% said they had grown stronger as people. The two biggest changes: appreciating life more, and getting closer to the people around them. The WHO estimates that 8 million babies are born with a disability every year, around 6 in every 100. Across countries and surveys, the parents say their lives feel more meaningful, the brothers and sisters say they grew up to be better people, and the kids themselves are happier with their lives than most of the people scrolling Twitter.
Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧@lilyally98

Women like these piss me off so badly

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Actual Names
Actual Names@ActualNames1·
Christian Incel United States, Census, 1870
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joao🐺𓆏@pevidesl·
A única maneira de Portugal deixar de ser de esquerda é se o Ronaldo se candidatar pra presidência da república E nem é piada
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