Pieter Steyn

Who controls the memes, controls the Universe

@MOTHERJASMISTY life is difficult enough without comparing oneself to lana del rey

Ugh going home for Thanksgiving and have to hear the same old same from my extended family who "misses me" and "just wishes I called more

Broken dreams club Our week-end inspiration Up on Dslmag.com/blog by Fritz Henle

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"U up?" - insomnia

In about 30 minutes, NASA's Messenger probe will meet its end on the surface of Mercury: onforb.es/1dxBgue

I'm always worried someone's going to find out I'm not an adult. I'm just 2 kids in a trench coat

I've seen so many bathroom selfies that now I can't tell if someone's sexy in real life unless they're standing near a toilet

If at first you don't succeed, try Pyramid Schemes apparently

Federer clearly deserves the championship.. #Federer #Wimbledon2014

I want to start over, I want to be winning, way out of sync from the beginning.. #TheNational

Give a warm, dusty, welcome to our next artist to hit #OK20, US Singer-songwriter Chan Marshall, better known as @CATPOWER

"I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song - I threw away my computer just to be sure." #ParksandRec

exercise makes me sweaty, fuks up my hair and makes my face blotchy & red. the idea that it will improve my well-being is...absurd

one doesn't need sunglasses on a gloomy day and yet it is on a gloomy day that one must look one's flyest