🦠 Phage 

If any of y'all have made it to Bluesky, follow me there: phage.bsky.social

@SwiftOnSecurity Yes, but in regards to what this time?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Andrew Tate has just released a song appealing for the return of his lost lunch box. The best part is it’s free to download! suno.com/song/91fa1256-… #LunchBoxAppeal #AndrewTate #Incel #UKRiots2024 You’re welcome @Cobratate 👍

@notrez Finally! Someone else who gets it. POP3 and IMAP are so redundant.

I hate email. Every email I receive feels like a burden. Stop emails forever. Please.

@xnnui Stained with the blood of the natives his family conquered.

@xnnui 🫗🫗

@xnnui "Oh no, how did the algorithm see all the things that I engage with and start feeding it back to me 😭"

"They’re still using the same password from high school for all their accounts and didn’t even enable MFA.”

@bubblegumhabits Nup, nuked my account and moved to BlueSky

@xnnui Wow, so I just walked past a line that went all the way around Footscray square for reaching out in the west(people line up for a meal and some essential groceries). Articles where we give people like this air are just disgusting.

@notrez Uhhh, w0t?

Wait, people use javascript for backend? Developers, are you ok?

@xnnui @Bawkbasoup Get those chicken drumsticks popping 🍗.

@PhageKenya @PhagesIPR @phage

I love them so much

@notrez 💯

@notrez Me too bro, the manbaby tears are endorsement enough. But big 'naaaah' to to the cinema.

Look, I want to watch the Barbie movie because all these manosphere men saying it's the antichrist or whatever, but I'm not paying cinema. I'll wait until it shows up on whatever streaming service we've subscribed to for the month.

Don't forget your eyes

🍄🦠 The Blessing of Despair #ELDENRING

@Phage___ Yep, I was Ganon main back in the day. He's such a king 👑.