𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝙶𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚡

Oh hey

having a banking app that gives you notifications about your spending habits is the same as having a nagging mother.

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

my friend who’s giving me a lift just said ‘oh so you’re from Blackburn?’ offended? 100%

good luck trying to insult me, chances are I said the same thing to myself earlier

gd morning

Need someone to keep me company

Lunching

Dad: ‘I watched a video of ‘what not to wear when you’re over 50 to avoid looking like an old man’. It was basically my whole wardrobe’

@MrAndertonFet Thank you

@pixiehann Stunning 😍

DM me if you want some naughty content this weekend

@DavCampbell_12 Thank you x

@pixiehann Love your eyes

🐾

and Daniel goes ‘what’s the description? A cute blonde?’ Ok embarrassed

lol just got stopped outside Tesco by two policemen who said I matched the description of someone they were looking for and first thing I did was panic and hand them my phone saying YOU CAN CALL MY MUM lol I’m 30

Stuck on the motorway (sat nav is saying 2 hour delay) because there’s animals on the road. Ngl I just wanna know what animals they are.

me: I have a slight headache google: and it’ll be your last

Who’s gonna come and keep me company?