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@plsimps

Retweets not always endorsements.

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Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody)
Iโ€™m absolutely outraged!!! Iโ€™ve just found out that Cadbury are flattening Easter Eggs into some kind of bar and are selling them all year round in a further attack on Easter!! We are a Christian country!!
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Tiberius
Tiberius@tiberiusfilesยท
@realzoestrimpel Imagine discovering youโ€™re a Nazi in an art gallery because youโ€™re so indoctrinated โ€” and then rejecting the evidence of your eyes and ears and exclaiming that โ€˜it must be everyone else who is wrong, not I!โ€™
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Antifa_Ultras
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaaยท
Football legend Gary Lineker endorsed a call demanding that Israel be suspended from international football until it ends its grave violations of international law, particularly its apartheid rule, and the crime of genocide in Gaza.
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barney
barney@barneyxbtยท
onlyfans is one of the worst things to happen to modern society and i donโ€™t care how unpopular that take is they built a platform that incentivized young women to sell themselves by dangling life changing money in front of them. and every girl who made it big became a walking billboard for the next wave of 18 year olds who thought it was their ticket to freedom itโ€™s not empowerment itโ€™s exploitation with a marketing budget. the damage this has done to an entire generation of women and the way young men view relationships is something we wonโ€™t fully understand for another decade and the owner sitting back collecting 20% of every single transaction isnโ€™t a genius businessman. he built a machine that profits off the commodification of women at scale. thatโ€™s not innovation thatโ€™s a pimp with a payment processor if you believe in the afterlife that man has a very uncomfortable conversation coming. but sure keep putting him on magazine covers and calling him an entrepreneur have a good day
zerohedge@zerohedge

ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

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Pistachio ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
I don't even want to talk about this. All this theatre over conveniently empty ambulances is pathetic, and I think we should all ignore it until they realise we don't buy it anymore.
Sky News@SkyNews

"We believe we are looking for three suspects at this early stage," the Metropolitan Police have said in a statement following the arson attack on Jewish community ambulances in Golders Green. trib.al/GYRcGNm ๐Ÿ“บ Sky 501 and YouTube

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Pistachio ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
- empty ambulances due to be replaced set on fire - Jewish owned media reported on attack within minutes, before the fire department even left - apparent Iranian terrorist organisation that did not exist two weeks ago claim responsibility Yeah you really need to try harder
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKLยท
๐Ÿšจ Do you understand what just happened.. five minutes before Trump announced he's halting attacks on Iran.. someone bought $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures and sold $192 million in oil.. five minutes.. not five days.. not five hours.. five minutes.. the trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else hitting the market at that time.. someone knew the exact words the President was going to say before he said them.. and turned that information into the biggest single trade of the day.. they tell you the stock market is a "free and fair market".. that "anyone can build wealth".. that "the system works for everyone".. the system worked for someone today.. five minutes before you even knew what happened.. they already got paid.. this isn't insider trading anymore.. insider trading implies they're hiding it.. this is broad daylight.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4โ€“6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

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Antifa_Ultras
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaaยท
#Italy - โ€œBella Ciaoโ€ is being sung at an antifascist protest in Milan.
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Pistachio ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
It really wouldn't surprise me that whichever Mossad agent invented that "Iranian terrorist group" gave it an Arabic name because they didn't bother to learn that Arabic isn't even the language of Iran
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Daniel Lambert
Daniel Lambert@dlLamboยท
An arson attack on old empty ambulances has drawn a bigger British state response than the actual targeted mass bombing of hospitals and murder of doctors by Israel. Terrifying.
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSยท
Here's 3 facts about the Iranian, Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya, supposedly behind the attacks in London. 1. Printed their leaflet in Arabic, but they speak Farsi in Iran. 2. First mentioned on the internet just 2 weeks ago. 3. Called Palestine, the land of Israel. FAKE
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George Galloway
George Galloway@georgegallowayยท
The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trumpโ€™s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. Heโ€™d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that heโ€™d been raising aloneโ€ฆ
HatsOff@HatsOffff

Trump when questioned on Joe Kent: โ€œIโ€™m not a fan of the guy... his wife was killed. He remarried fairly quicklyโ€

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John Oโ€™Sullivan #FreePalestine #neveragainisnow
People literally choking to death gasping for oxygen during a sanctioned blackout in Havana, Cuba = silence from the West 3 million plus displaced persons due to Israeli war crimes, thousands being murdered in Lebanon = silence from the West Thousands of people murdered in Iran since the new war began = silence from the West FOUR FUCKING AMBULANCES in London get firebombed in an โ€œantisemiticโ€/Mossad hit/Insurance fraud YOU CANNOT SHUT THE FUCK UP about it. No one died. Twisted pernicious Zionist #brokenBritain #GazaGenocideโ€Œ #IsraelARogueTerroristState #IranMassacreโ€Œ #cuba
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Bark
Bark@barkmetaยท
Let me explain what just happened ๐Ÿ‘‡ 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iranโ€ฆ someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutesโ€ฆ These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasnโ€™t guessing. You donโ€™t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. Itโ€™s not even close. And itโ€™s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And theyโ€™re not even trying to hide it anymoreโ€ฆ
unusual_whales@unusual_whales

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4โ€“6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

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keewa ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
I'm sure if an Israeli news company were filming a report on a British street and a gang of muslim men surrounded and tried to intimidate them, we'd be having a special parliamentary session to discuss it and wall-to-wall coverage of this pogrom
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Damon Albarn Unofficial
Damon Albarn Unofficial@DamonUnofficialยท
Gorillaz in Birmingham, photos by Luke Dyson
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Paul B
Paul B@Sedona_Redยท
This is disgusting. I'm heartbroken to see what has become of my favourite place in Brum to unwind. Glenbrook Property are vandals. Pure and simple. They have destroyed an historic cinema for what? Absolutely unforgivable.
Save Station Street, Birmingham@OldStationSt

We have clear evidence of Glenbrook Property failing to keep the 116 yr old Electric Cinema secure. This is a HUGE fire risk. Itโ€™s puts lives at risk. It puts the UKโ€™s first Rep Theatre at risk. It puts the birthplace of Black Sabbath at risk. Maybe theyโ€™re hoping for a fire?

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