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This Diamond Dog will snooze beside me while watching @nbcsnl tonight. @TedLasso

In the "weirdest things stay in your head forever" segment, having Asian girls with heart eyes for Conan O'Brien in the Oscars opening makes me automatically think of @AuforGA.

@starfishchk Always love a good search.

It was this, thank you to @poodlestar for finding it! x.com/kurtstiei/stat…

.@jennylewis can't be 50,because that would mean that I am... Oh crap. (Happy birthday!)

@JClarkNBCS Bah humbug. We wanted Bader.

Phils President Dave Dombrowski says the Phillies outfield is pretty much set with Adolis Garcia in RF and they wanna give Justin Crawford a lot of playing time in centerfield, along with Brandon Marsh in left. And a little Otto Kemp in left. No Harrison Bader nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/video/mlb/phil…

@BreakingT while there are numerous references to an entry form, there is no entry form on this page. breakingt.com/collections/qu…

@JoshMalina Isn't your head just being cryogenically frozen for that very reason?

Dig me up.

@druidDUDE Stage makeup?

Biggest pimple of my life currently happening

@SEPTA_SOCIAL parking app not working this morning?

We lost this series when we played dead in games 1 and 2. I can't blame Orion for cracking under the pressure when it shouldn't have gotten to the point where he was in that position. Can we at least keep Bader? I need one gift from this suck show. #Phillies

@Phillies The shrine is up.

Today is a new day #RedOctober

Dear Amtrak, thanks so very much for unexpectedly raising the monthly pass price so that my commuter card now won't work.

@TMacPhils the immortal quote from @JohnKruk when asked when he knew they won the game: "when I flipped the ball to Donn Pall."

@TMacPhils @JohnKruk fireworks are for the Cooper Hospital gala apparently.

I studied French, not Spanish, so this @Phillies broadcast is a little beyond me, @NBCSPhilly .

.@Phillies please tell me there will be Darth Bader tonight.

@CaraJoyDavid He makes an excellent addition to the Phillies lineup of magnificent hair.

I love how he never changes. Harrison Bader crop tops forever.

@SEPTA_SOCIAL is your parking app not working again?

Drop a giraffe in the chat 🦒

Waiting for the orangeness himself, @GrittyNHL , to embrace The Life of a Showgirl.

@jennylewis Bingo bango bongo.

i’m trying out a new catchphrase today bingo bango!