janbz
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janbz
@postjanbz
doutor em ciências ocultas, filosofia dramática, pediatria charlatânica, biologia dogmática e astrologia eletrônica. escrevi dois livros e umas músicas
Brasil 가입일 Mart 2019
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This made me think of when some chick was stroking my dick through my pants for like an hour at Double Down, then didn’t come home with me because she’s “not that kind of girl.”
Nicotine Dreamer@cold_and_quiet
How my wife looks at me when I ask for sex after an hour of tongue kissing and over-the-pants-stroking
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@BracaloniD2625 @JustinWhang Sometimes when I finish beating my meat for no reason the tip starts to burn. And it doesn't go away for like an hour so it makes it extremely hard to go to sleepm
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@apocalypsis_rex @offbasicwhite The promotion from mister homo to doctor homo was a nice touch
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@offbasicwhite Doctor homo over here looking at the book covers
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I know YA fiction covers when i see them this girl gotta be reading some of the worst stuff ever put to paper
Cristina Pariente@Crispariente_
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passando mal kkkk
Emre@olurunbu
Yeni ev aldık evin salonunda böyle bir köşe var. Bu köşeyi nasıl değerlendirebiliriz
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@postjanbz literalmente uma baia amigo, nao o estado
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@confusionm8trix @ChrisExpTheNews And the last minute of so of Earth Wind and Fire's "Clover" from 1973 is one of the most incongruously tasteless uses of a cuica.
youtu.be/uesMMBssDbk?t=…

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the cuica (that “whoop” sound) on this song has to be the most tasteful usage of the instrument outside of brazil in history
MP10@MusicPills10
Dido - Thank You
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Jogadora tão braba que quase curti uma foto de conta de fetiche em suvaco sem querer
Armpit Heaven@Armptturk
Julia Bergmann 🔥
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janbz 리트윗함

Muito significativa. Sorrindo pra uma câmera enquanto dá as costas pro povo
Michel c. sales🇧🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸@MichelcSales
"Está aí uma foto que o LULA NUNCA terá.
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Alerta de pauta inútil 🚨🚨🚨
dale dalin 🇧🇷@erikadalinn
Chamar pai e mãe de você… chamar autoridade de você… chamar idoso de você…
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