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Bae: Babe, come over Taremi: I can't, I'm playing Juve Bae: My parents aren't home Taremi: #UEFAChampionsLeague #JuvePorto

@TARA_Solah @CabineSport @Anitta062002 É fácil, começas a ver a transmissão às 0h55 e não tens de pensar em mais nada

@CabineSport @Anitta062002 Não seria à 1 da manhã? Quando der 01:00 o relógio avança para as 02:00 Que confusão.

Isto é as 3 novas correto? É que já li de tudo

@marianaspinelIi @JMarceloSA

Publico da Chappell grita “fodase o Flamengo” antes do show no Lollapalooza

👉A ML20 é a nova série de carruagens do Metro. Os nossos maquinistas já treinam no simulador. 🚇 #MetroLisboa #ML20

@JMarceloSA @lbertozzi É nome de craque

@lbertozzi @prsmartins grande nome!

Francisco Fernandes. Anote o nome...

never ask a man his token usage

In Time 2, the sequel.

“yo bro remember when you fumbled the 8/10 that was weird with you, matched your energy, and that liked you first?”

🚨🔵 Pep Guardiola: “Bernardo Silva is irreplaceable. When Bernardo is not playing there, we have to play another system. He's irreplaceable”.

POV: Entras en el metro de Madrid.

BREAKING: At the Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny says he prefers Opus 4.6 for vibe coding but turns to 5.3 Codex for gnarly engineering problems. “Opus pa’ vibear, Codex pa’ lo heavy” - he said

When Claude says “you’re absolutely right”

that girl is a real claude pleaser

Amigos @twentyonepilots, tragam esta para o @NOS_Alive PLEASE youtube.com/watch?v=IeZZ-O…

@Dylyano maisfutebol.iol.pt/abel-xavier-ev… Why is he copying Abel Xavier 😭

This is, without exception, the worst thing I’ve ever heard

he hates ai? oh he’s claudestrophobic

@southevropa @robertocommit És mm burra caralho

Why would portugal have high speed trains? It’s a much smaller country, in terms of speed the ones we have feel fast enough for the size of the country and our intercity trains are more punctual than the ICE. The tickets are much cheaper for the intercity trains but the regional trains are horrible too and there is less coverage

The ICE we want: