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doja playing ow like she get me fr

the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

Hypersonic, sex erotic, on my body, boy you got it, hit dem draulics while I ride it, got me actin hella thotty

that's not a nice way to talk about people from christchurch

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

Just saw a blonde guy outside and busted out laughing. I genuinely forgot blonde dudes were a real thing

just watched the mummy.. left the cinema feeling queezy lmao

@PubRockVersion auckland is slightly better in terms of clothing variety but bare in mind, you will be paying full price 🫩🫩🫩

Like are Opshops in Wellington or Auckland any better? All Palmy has for men is polo shirts, old hallensteins jeans with cuffs and those lines up the thigh, and ironic reddit quirky printed Tees 😭

Thrifting in NZ is the worst unless you like wearing old polo shirts from KMart

@l6rdflack9 😭😭 never again

@YuziHarman longest night ever

@llatayrcton #leavetheybuttalone

@pumpussity why is my mouth dookie

Girl fuck u and those big naturals

@llatayrcton mann i aint wanna hear nothing from you dookie mouth

@pumpussity AT THE GAME****

@llatayrcton yes she is. we’re duoqing rn

@pumpussity she was not doing this

why get a bidet when i can just spit in yo butt

my post got liked by a couple #adopted ?

yall don’t listen to movie scores the way I do.

oomf wait for me. you are not far