pyrokapi

i think about how i think about things and im like “i wonder if i’d think about this differently if it was different” but like things are the things that they are and they can’t be different or else they’re different so the question’s kinda pointless

brain feels bigger tonight

(this is a meteorology tweet)

absolute slop fest today

@jubilantinsect JUBILANT INSECT TWEETS FINALLY SHOWING UP ON MY FEED?? REJOICE!!!!!

new band name: tubes with goo DM to buy

i’m not in enough situations

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

does anyone remember that movie

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

my cat’s the gloat send tweet

-sag

“i’m so peepaw coded”

i snoze

@jubilantinsect lmao as if i only have one evil clone

@pyrokapi it was your evil clone. don't worry, i disposed of him before he could do any more damage

i do not remember posting this

do you think the first person who went to hell said “first” when he got there

tiktok fyp fucking me stupid rn

i only use the turn signal if it matches the beat of the music i’m playing

when are they making catnip vapes

any day with a severe thunderstorm warning is a good day