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Every day, I wake up and choose between being productive or spiraling into existential dread. Guess which one won today!

@ThinkingBitmex What price if we flush the longs?

Huge number of long liqs sit under us for $HYPE At some point wouldn't be surprised if we flush these apes A multi generational buying opportunity if that happens

@_stevenhl What do they do with the unlocked coins, sell?

HYPE team unlocks so far: Dec: 1.75M HYPE Jan: 1.2M HYPE Feb: 140K HYPE March: 173K HYPE 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥: 𝟑𝟑𝟑𝐊 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄 While the April unlock is twice as much as the past 2 months, it is still less than 4% of expected emissions from sites like Tokenomist. Hyperliquid

@Archillez_7 @MattBlagg 😂

The Kirsten Foxen hand encapsulates why poker will always be beatable. People’s ego just can’t take being wrong. They’ll look for anything that backs up their views and ignore everything else.

@StaniKulechov Can you send me some of those fees?

Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox. The user confirmed the warning on their mobile device and proceeded with the swap, accepting the high slippage, which ultimately resulted in receiving only 324 AAVE in return. The transaction could not be moved forward without the user explicitly accepting the risk through the confirmation checkbox. The CoW Swap routers functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices. However, while the user was able to proceed with the swap, the final outcome was clearly far from optimal. Events like this do occur in DeFi, but the scale of this transaction was significantly larger than what is typically seen in the space. We sympathize with the user and will try to make a contact with the user and we will return $600K in fees collected from the transaction. The key takeaway is that while DeFi should remain open and permissionless, allowing users to perform transactions freely, there are additional guardrails the industry can build to better protect users. Our team will be investigating ways to improve these safeguards going forward.

@PokerCincinnati @Hardrock_Cincy Pick me bros

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NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

@KmartPoker @CMONEYMAKER 😂

@CMONEYMAKER Ok, I’ll take heads this year! 5k we have a bet?

5k Super Bowl coin flip?!?! What side do you want @CMONEYMAKER ?

@BenbaLamb Sucking through a straw for a year straight surely will have impact on your teeth

Discussion of an interesting prop bet today. For the next 365 days the only thing I can drink is water from a camelbak. The water backpack thing. What’s your price?

prvt.tools v1 out now — AI-Powered ZK DApps on Solana Build privacy-preserving decentralized applications without deploying a single smart contract. prvt.tools provides pre-deployed zero-knowledge programs on Solana that AI agents and developers can call directly via CPI or client SDK. 1. Zero Deployment — Use shared on-chain ZK programs out of the box. No Anchor build, no deploy keys, no upgrade authority. Just build and sign transactions. 2. AI-Native Workflow — AI agents read IDL definitions and generate transaction instructions to compose full ZK dApps without writing any Rust code. 3. One Program, Unlimited Apps — Every project uses the same on-chain programs with unique PDA-isolated state. Your data stays yours, the program is shared. 4. Privacy by Default — Zero-knowledge proofs power dice, lottery, voting, airdrops, and payments — sensitive data stays off-chain, only proofs go on-chain. 5. Verifiable Randomness (VRF) — Built-in provably fair randomness for games, lotteries, and any logic that needs tamper-proof random outcomes. 6. Composable via CPI — Any Solana program can cross-program invoke these ZK primitives, stacking privacy features without reinventing them. (We are still testing and adding new programs, we will opensource this for Solana hackathon in new days)

WE ARE GOING TO WIN $PENG TO $100 million Jeets will cry Just buy and hold.

@saracrypto_eth @moonshot

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@MoontokListing @saracrypto_eth @ChinesePen93001 @MoontokOfficial @moonshot

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@prvtlabs Making moves I see…$PRVT

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@SolanaHub_ @assisterr @TheAgentTed @AgentNyla @zaara_ai @QuantAgent_ @NexgentAI @elizawakesup @Sikino_Sito @LeekSol $PRVT yet to move?

🔥 Top AI Agent gainers on Solana last 24H What project are you betting big on?👇 🟢 $ASRR @assisterr 🟢 $TED @TheAgentTed 🟢 $NYLA @AgentNyla 🟢 $ZARA @zaara_ai 🟢 $QUANTAGENT @QuantAgent_ 🟢 $NEXGENT @NexgentAI 🟢 $ELIZA @elizawakesup 🟢 $AUI @Sikino_Sito 🟢 $LEEK @LeekSol 🟢 $AVO @avodotso