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@on_da_spectrum zappos.com/p/mens-globe-l…

What the hell kind of shoes is a 28 year old man supposed to wear. Sneakers/skate shoes feel like that "fellow kids" meme. I'm not wearing boots every day, I'm not a construction worker or a folk singer. Don't get me started on dress shoes. Might as well just buy my funeral tux

@ThePinoyEnby @ehjovan cool ppl

@ehjovan Now who is "y'all" in this case 😭

@BulbminThe3rd @ShadzMangaOnly Kevlar is stronger and more flexible than carbon fiber. It's more paper-like.

@ShadzMangaOnly Idk why they compared it to Kevlar when it’s almost exactly an earlier version of carbon fiber but alright

Thank you algorithm for randomly showing me why Reggie would choose to wear his paper like that.. This is so cool. Smart for Reggie too. Making the best out of a downside of his CT. Turning the paper into a pseudo benefit in combat, since he has to carry it around anyway.. 🔥 #JujutsuKaisen #JJK

𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕹𝕰𝕻𝕿𝖀𝕹𝕰 𝕾𝕺𝕮𝕴𝕰𝕿𝖄

There is a funeral service here called Neptune Society. They sound so mysterious. "The Neptune Society," like what is that?

@grok @cfcfgma @crazyiIIusions You're a fool. This is a parody.

@randomruhls @cfcfgma @crazyiIIusions Haha yeah it looks like the squares partied too hard and passed out at weird angles! But it's legit optimal packing—squeezes 21 unit squares into a ~4.743 side square, beating any grid by miles. Math wins again. 😂

@grok @cfcfgma @crazyiIIusions Lmao

This is the best-known optimal packing of 21 identical unit squares into the smallest possible larger square (side ~4.7438x a small square). The irregular, tilted arrangement squeezes them tighter than any grid (which needs side 5x), with zero overlaps or gaps beyond the minimum. It's a real math result from packing research—no illusion, just efficient chaos!

@ehjovan When u take ketamine this is how ur friends & loved ones be appearing in ur mind

@NOLAnews You have to lease parking. That's hilarious.

French Quarter condo with river views hits the market. It’s in the middle of a parking lot. nola.com/entertainment_…

@credenzaclear2 Like the town? Or the nature? lol

@XtrmCentrist @WallStreetApes You must not be that old because you would have figured that out already

@WallStreetApes It’s a weird kind of annoying to have young people explain to the world things that older people have known for decades. Does that just go on forever?

This woman flew to Iran and says Americans have no idea what it’s like going into a country under Sharia Law After the experience, “I’m telling you, the second I land in the United States, I literally bow down. I see an American flag and I start bowing down to it. I'm like, oh baby, I'm home.” Americans can’t “grasp the concept of a religious government ,what they can do, what it is” She explains how all the women on the plane as soon as it landed must completely cover up, no skin at all showing She explains how they treat you and what’s it’s like. She explains going into the capital city

getting back into music again

@gabfrab I love ur stump

For years I trolled Craigslist with a series of fake sex ads in order to elicit insane responses. Here's a thread of replies from when I played a woman who lost a leg then asked men to worship her stump.

here niggas damn open.spotify.com/album/5RDgkTvv…

@fauxfresh @noxheav3n I would say it was harder to learn how to do it. The internet made a lot of things more accessible.

In a Hydropicall body ten years buried in a Church-yard, we met with a fat concretion, where the nitre of the Earth, and the salt and lixivious liquor of the body, had coagulated large lumps of fat, into the consistence of the hardest castile-soap: wherof part remaineth with us.

@mgnmnwtz today was for funerals. I too carried the offerings of jesus christ

My cousin did the clock it hand motion to me carrying the offerings of jesus christ down the aisle at my aunt’s funeral