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@Matt_Pinner I have a couple dozen of them. A few I’ve known for 50+ years.

Anyone ?

@Rainmaker1973 I got 100 points.

60 points to me, and I think no one will get to 100 points. How many did you get?

@PokerPolitics As I often say: it’s a good thing we don’t have old fashioned blasphemy laws, because if we did, we’d have an awful lot of MAGAs getting stoned to death.

“Trust in Jesus, Trust in Trump.” Is some pretty ridiculous blasphemy in my eyes.

@Amelia558rs Old Gold

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@otokyo__ Pendulum weights for an old fashioned clock.

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

@Matt_Pinner During my lifetime, it went from a nickel to a quarter.

I honestly don’t remember. Do you?

@lady_valor_07 Bicycle pedal

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@Matt_Pinner They think it’s the flag of the CSA, but it never was. Just shows you how ignorant they are.

What is the FIRST thing that you think about when you see this Flag ?

@Matt_Pinner Godzilla

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see? 🤔

@PokerPolitics You’re right! I would place this somewhere between the moon landing hoax and flat earth.

What were the three rich dudes going to do? Buy off Congress to prevent them from passing The Fed? This conspiracy theory requires so many leaps of logic it makes Moon Landing Deniers look coherent.

@Ohdoctah Nobody. I just kinda picked it up from all kinds of people around me.

My Dad.

@Rainmaker1973 Resilient

Post below the first word you see.

@RpsAgainstTrump @crushtheracists Oil prices like the prices of all commodities, are determined by the WORLD market. Does he think that if world market oil is $150/barrel, US producers will sell their oil to us for $75/barrel?

Trump: We don't use the strait…We don't need it. Europe needs it, Korea, Japan, China, a lot of other people. So they'll have to get involved

@sunsungirly @JohnCleese Of course not. None of the current ex presidents speak to Donny.

Do we believe this?? Trump said multiple times yesterday that he had spoken to one of the former presidents who privately told him, "I wish I did what you did when it comes to Iran." But George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden all say that none of them spoke to Trump about this!

@AZ_Brittney @ThomasIsLord The problem is that no matter what is in the Epstein Files, it would never bring down the prez. When he said he could shoot someone on 5th ave. And not lose any support, he wasn’t exaggerating.

Simple Yes or No? ✋

@mebrannan @Tia_Arizona Also nearly every restaurant in Florida has Gator on the menu. I’ve had it there at least a dozen times.

@Tia_Arizona Nobody here eats that stuff. Nobody

Scorpion lollipops aren’t really a food. They are just a tourist trinket that has been in that gift shop/gas station for at least 40 years.

@mebrannan @Tia_Arizona Lotsa people eat scrapple in PA.

@holliemaea Cancer is only one of many ways smoking can kill you. Heart disease, and emphysema are just 2 of dozens of fatal chronic conditions caused by smoking.

If we develop a surefire cure for cancer, will smoking come back?

@Hot_Pepper76 @daffi515 Steely Dan of course.

The lyrics tell the story of a neighborhood girl named Josie coming home, stirring up all kinds of buzz. Fans and critics have pointed out lines hinting she might be returning from a stint in prison. Name the band, this was on Letterman '95.

@HeidiOCanada @SkyeKahoalii All 3! Suppose this has been pointed out already.

I’m trying to decide if he’s senile, evil, or dumb as a turnip.