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Had a great day at wet n wild. We are now at wrestlemania.

13 minutes until the show starts.

Back in Atlanta

Watching WLTV

@garyvee Look forward to seeing you on the cruise. Will bring some cellar selections to share that will bring the thunder

@garyvee I need to send you the info about legally shipping wine to Alabama. My friends and I miss getting your wine.

@ericdarius 🎷🎷🍷

If you’re ready for tomorrow’s livestream concert, drop a 🎷 emoji in my comments!! See you tomorrow at 12pm PST!! It’s goin’ down!! #livemusic #musicislife #goinglive #togetherathome instagram.com/p/B-QVckMg0Lz/…

The little bumps around nipples are Braille for "lick me".

How come 8 glasses of water a day sounds impossible, but 8 beers in a day sounds so manageable?

A hangover is not punishment for drinking too much last night, it's punishment for not continuing to drink in the morning.

If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal models?

Bat loose on Delta flight, terrifies passengers, plane turns around. Ok, maybe it IS worth it to not have Pelosi fly commercial. #tcot

@StephanieAbrams I think you are beautiful!!!

Tiger Woods is tied for 7th? ... Oh wait, sorry, my phone was upside down..

@BADavis73 who closed up? Was it in HSV or Bham?

Shot 90 golfing at The Links at Redstone - The Patriot. http://bit.ly/lirW7H

Shot 87 golfing at The Ledges Country Club. http://bit.ly/lZVlVC

@Angie_Harmon let's see 'em. How about you SEAL Team 6 Welcome home shoes?

@StephanieAbrams I'm guessing the pink comes from red dye number 3 but pink is way better than plain.