Adam Reade

This is Winnie. She needs to tell you a secret really quick. It’s that she hopes you have a good day. 13/10 that didn’t need to be a secret but i still appreciate it very much

Dc traffic really drives me mentally insane

If you ice someone while it’s cold, go to prison.

**A tweet from my drafts in 2015** Augusta County popular kids in high school are all about going to football tailgates and taking pictures of them shotgunning at schools they weren’t smart enough to get into 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me finding out Peter was the bachelor vs Me now #TheBachelor

Victoria F. to Kelsey tonight

Guys going down for the first time not knowing what they doing

I still think about that time Petsmart wouldn’t give me a job in the fish department as a specialist and I hope they regret it now

Two... count em TWO trips to JMU this upcoming month 😁💆🏻‍♂️

My hope for all of you out there is that life gets so good for you that you delete your finsta. Bliss.

Which is harder?

@NolanR rap feature on @codyko and @thenoelmiller album?

@Mawnday Keep watching. Very good show.

had to turn off Don’t F*ck with Cats right when I saw the two kittens. nothing had even happened yet and now i am extremely upset and sick to my stomach :(

Bach is on mondays because I wouldn’t survive otherwise

Titans up! 😤

Derrick Henry running through NFL defenses like..

My least favorite people are the ones who take videos of other people doing some type of dance. Why don’t you join in?

Bachelor predictions: Final 3: 1. Hannah Anne - first rose 2. Madison - met parents 3. Kelly - met before show Winner: Hannah Brown