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Why does it feel like this particular news won't affect my treats and belly rubs?

Can someone please assure me that this will have no negative effect on my treats?

Kung fu update: I can now defeat absolutely nobody with incredible confidence.

I went for a sunset walk today. I felt important. Like a small fluffy mayor.

I used to wonder if anybody wanted me. Now I get belly rubs on demand. Life comes at you fast.

I tried to help fold laundry. Now nobody can find their socks.

I heard the treat jar open from three rooms away. Some call it talent, while some call it obsession.

I'm so worried right now.

Eid Mubarak Hoomans

Everyone left for work and school this morning. I walked around the house sadly like a divorced landlord.

I started learning kung fu today. The flower vase did not survive training.

I saw another dog during my walk, we both acted tough for no reason. I didn't like how my Hooman toched him.

I still remember sleeping alone before my hoomans found me. Now I complain if my blanket isn’t warm enough.

The vet called me "dramatic" . I prefer EMOTIONALLY ATHLETIC.

Today’s mission: find the loudest leaf in the park and destroy it completely.

I protected the house all afternoon from absolutely nothing. Don't mention.

I slept by the door for 20 minutes waiting for my tiny hoomans to come back from school. Worst business day of my life.

My hooman said I should drop the stick. Interesting suggestion honestly. Do you think I'll drop it?

The United States got a new Federal Reserve Chairman on May 22, and I'm just hearing it now? I hope it doesn't affect my treats and belly rubs.

I ran around the field for absolutely no reason. Best decision ever.