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Oliver Klaushoff ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น

@realparkstop

drunk colts / ole miss fan and unbiased sports writer on my non-apple smartphone. (opinions not my own) (parody?)

Fairbanks, AK ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Aralฤฑk 2020
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Oliver Klaushoff ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น@realparkstopยท
My nfl playoff predictions (red hot past 3 years) WC winners: NE, BUF, HOU, LAR, SF, CHI Div winners: BUF, LAR, SEA, NE Championship winners: BUF & LAR Superbowl: Buffalo
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Pardon My Take
Pardon My Take@PardonMyTakeยท
IVORY COAST IN THE 89TH MINUTE
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Swayze Field
Swayze Field@Swayze_CrazyBSBยท
Libbert in
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NOBUNAGA๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿฏ_ๅคๆจน่’ผไพ
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then โ€” I must report this calmly โ€” the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did weโ€ฆ?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished โ€” an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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ArtieRoZay
ArtieRoZay@MeInAcapeยท
Get rid of the woman announcer Sheโ€™s horrid #FIFAWourldCup
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TCU Football@TCUFootballยท
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Memes@PardonMyMemeยท
Knicks have the terminator on their team
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidenteยท
Lots of people sticking up for teachers. Iโ€™m not talking about your local high school teachers. My mom was a teacher. Iโ€™m talking academia. Professors, administrators, deans etc. People who get a million degrees and but never work in real world. They suck
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

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Trey Wallace
Trey Wallace@TreyWallaceยท
Cody Campbell calls out those threatening to boycott playing Texas Tech because of integrity He said teams have players with DUIs, woman abusers โ€œI mean, nobody boycotted to play Penn State a few years ago when that horrible situation happened thereโ€ foxnews.com/outkick-sportsโ€ฆ
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Matthew Betz
Matthew Betz@TheFantasyPTยท
TE Receiving Yardage O/U via Caesars Trey McBride: 1,025.5 Brock Bowers: 900.5 Kyle Pitts: 775.5 Colston Loveland: 750.5 Tyler Warren: 725.5 Harold Fannin Jr: 675.5 Travis Kelce: 650.5 Sam LaPorta: 600.5 Tucker Kraft: 600.5 Dallas Goedert: 575.5 Juwan Johnson: 550.5 Dalton Kincaid: 525.5 Isaiah Likely: 525.5 TJ Hockenson: 500.5 Dalton Schultz: 500.5 Mark Andrews: 500.5 Hunter Henry: 500.5 Chig Okonkwo: 475.5 Jake Ferguson: 475.5 Brenton Strange: 475.5 Pat Freiermuth: 450.5 Kenyon Sadiq: 450.5 Cade Otton: 425.5 Gunnar Helm: 400.5
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Pete Nakos
Pete Nakos@PeteNakosยท
Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt releases a statement re: Brendan Sorsby lawsuit. "Texas Tech is not a party to Brendan's lawsuit. We did not file it. We did not fund it." on3.com/news/texas-tecโ€ฆ
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Unbiased Ev
Unbiased Ev@DoubleVodkaDonยท
Life Update: Went to rehab to get treatment. Truly sorry for any negativity I caused. Thank you to my family/friends who stood by me. Grateful to still work at Barstool. Proud of the changes Iโ€™ve made. Thank you @Diamondrecov3ry DMs open for anyone struggling with mental health.
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Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV)@TheMilkBarTVยท
Tucker Carlson contradicts himself for 3 mins straight.
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Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV)@TheMilkBarTVยท
Tucker Carlson not knowing what things mean for 90 seconds.
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Barry
Barry@BarryOnHereยท
Peyton Manning playoff stats in years he DIDN'T win the Super Bowl (20 games): 64.1% CMP - 7.4 YPA - 35 TD - 17 INT - 92.1 RATING - 6.92 NY/A - 6.84 ANY/A - (7-13 record) Tom Brady playoff stats in years he DID win the Super Bowl (22 games): 64.2% CMP - 7.1 YPA - 40 TD - 16 INT - 93.2 RATING - 6.64 NY/A - 6.73 ANY/A - (22-0 record) Amazing how close the production is while their playoff reputations couldn't be any more different. Brady is so overrated.
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