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I know that alligator mad as hell lmao

May your parents live healthily in 2026 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

Yulissa Escobar from Love Island season 7 releases statement after getting allegedly beaten at a Taco Bell: “Those fuck ass niggas beat my ass over a quesarito”

My laundry hamper is full again

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

I could never be on Love Island cause I’d be like why tf are you crying & we just met 24 hours ago???

Moms in the wild - a mother's day thread 🧵 1. "Look Mom, I'm scaring them!"

all the miscommunication in modern family

lana del rey posted a story showing whats in her bag😭😭😭

2025 mood

@BrunoMars chilllllllllllll 😂😂😭

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Payday

How it feels to say “keep in mind” when I’m telling a story