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@PalmyrPar And why is it so expensive to eat at a restaurant? Don’t they know I can just walk out without paying the check?

HBO Max be like "you're streaming on too many devices!!!!!" like I don't have the easiest pirating alternative ever. Like ok man I tried to do it nice and legal and you still wanna fuck the consumer over, guess I'll steal your shit. Great job dude you're doing fantastic.

@Richie_mjamo Kind of amazing how people don’t care about theft anymore.

@FranWalsh73 Explain the benefit vs a taxable investment account for your kids. The contributions aren’t deductible. And if you can only contribute to index funds, what is the actual benefit of a “tax-deferred” status? No tax on dividends? Does that move the needle?

Two parents. Same income. Same kid's age. One opens a Trump Account before April 15. One assumes it's only for newborns. By retirement: One has $2.7M. One has $0. Most parents don't know this account was built for kids already born. Here's everything you need to know: ↓

@LeVeonBell It’s a camera, dude. How did you think it worked?

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

It took a Super Bowl commercial to make some people realize how cameras work?

@SleeperMets Sure. I mean, why get Bellinger when you can get a guy who was good 3 years ago?

This move for Luis Robert LIKELY means the Mets are out on Cody Bellinger, which means they can fully focus on starting pitching and the bullpen. Home run move by David Stearns.

@NYM_News Pete Alonso in 2025: .272 BA 38 HR .871 OPS 144 OPS+

Bo Bichette in 2025: .311 BA 18 HR .840 OPS 129 OPS + How would you grade this signing ?

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv Oof

Here's one version of how the Mets' lineup could look with their current roster after the addition of Bo Bichette

Happy #UgliestHouseInAmerica premiere day!

I’m way behind on #StrangerThings. I’m sitting down now to watch the season 4 finale now and… it’s almost 2.5 hours long?!? What the actual fuck?

Oh man, this hurts. I really thought we had a shot at this one. We must have been like #17 or #18 or something…. By the way, the new season of #UgliestHouseinAmerica premieres Wednesday on @hgtv! deadline.com/lists/most-ant…

For what it’s worth, I enjoyed the crap out of both Wake Up Dead Man and Song Sung Blue this weekend.

I may never play #wordle again after today’s bullshit.

If the #Mets trade Lindor next I might actually just be done.

@MeekPhill_ They were terrible. But keeping the bad players and getting rid of a lot of the good ones is definitely a choice.

I think too much time has passed and people forget just how bad the Mets were in 2025. They were far worse than the 83 wins they finished with If you told me you could blindly replace all 26 players on the roster I wouldn’t hesitate

@B_Franqui_3 Hard to argue with that logic.

Diaz’s first year in NY: - 66 G - 5.59 ERA - 36 ER - 15 HR - 1.379 WHIP - 74 ERA+ - 4.51 FIP Devin Williams’ first year in NY: - 67 G - 4.79 ERA - 33 ER - 5 HR - 1.129 WHIP - 85 ERA+ - 2.68 FIP Both had bad 1st years in NY. Diaz bounced back. I expect the same from Williams

You can take the baseball executive out of Milwaukee, but apparently you can’t take the Milwaukee out of a baseball executive. #Mets

@SleeperMets I count 5 or 6

Mets lineup right now: SS: Francisco Lindor 2B: Marcus Semien 3B: Brett Baty LF: Jeff McNeil CF: Tyrone Taylor/Carson Benge RF: Juan Soto C: Francisco Alvarez 1B: Mark Vientos DH: Ronny Mauricio The Mets genuinely have 3 HOLES offensively. How do they plan on filling this??

I know it’s tough to be a #Mets fan right now, but I think if you’re honest with yourself you have to admit that last year’s failure had a lot to do with not having a reliable closer or elite production from 1B. So these moves make a ton of sense. #LFGM

@GoodFundies How about now?

I really do not understand the Stearns hate. He's made some good moves, made some bad moves. He's generally operated smartly in-season. I think it's far too soon to pass any kind of final judgment on him.