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@KensonKmn @MasterShadii @moneyacademyKE Mwalimu achukue loan against all organs-kidneys etc alipe kabla aongee na @KRACare

@MasterShadii @moneyacademyKE Mwalimu lipa, alafu ukam utushow ivo 😂

Something crazy to note about the proposal: Before a taxpayer can appeal, they must first show proof that the principal tax has been paid. Example: If KRA says a business owes Sh10 million, the business must pay the Sh10 million before the appeal can proceed.

@DavEndercy @ntvkenya 💯 Pretending to be a saviour now, that cohort of has beens should be shunned. I can’t imagine those mfs taking power either.

@ntvkenya Justin Mururi & Wetangula spoilt parliament. It's no longer a people's watchdog. We miss ole kaparo and marende. Today Muturi pretends to be an option. Same monkeys changing forests, but kenyans don't usually see

NATIONAL ASSEMBLY passes Finance Bill 2026 with amendments; 122 MPs vote in favour while 40 against at the Third Reading; proposed law to await presidential assent.

@Kenyans Molo did Kenya dirty electing such bootlicker

We have companies in this country that produce more than one million smartphones per year - MP Kuria Kimani

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays Chill they are not insults-it’s colourful language befitting the public square envisioned by the owner.

@rowmwas @KenyanSays Did you just learn these words the other day. Let's see your insults vocabulary & I will grade you.

A farmer filmed himself destroying cabbages on his farm, claiming there is absolutely no market for his produce right now.

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays Takes one to know one asshole

@rowmwas @KenyanSays I don't argue with fools

@gamemose @KenyanSays It’s theory because you are making assumptions-that he didn’t market, that this is his first attempt at farming cabbages and he has no idea about the market.

@rowmwas @KenyanSays marketing and sales are equally as important as production in farming. if you think thats a stupid theory from books, then thats on you.

@Alfayaz11 Mmoja hapo showing us how he gets to the office at 5a.m, mf doesn’t know there are Kenyans that haven’t slept yet.

Most of our leaders love posting their mediocrity, especially videos of themselves going to work as if they are doing us a favour. Meanwhile, the real hardworking Kenyans are out there walking to work, earning a living, running businesses, creating jobs and paying taxes. Ironically, they are the very people paying for those offices, vehicles and salaries. Oh and funding lavish lifestyles too. It is what it is.

@OnroyFelix @makaumully He asked you to qualify you assertion you got emotional

@makaumully When you’re president, you can transport them using stadiums if that is where your brain has gotten you. To each their own

This is what Garissa, Wajir and Mandera needs, unfortunately President Ruto is building them stadiums.

@DanfordJer58140 @Abdullah76000 @moneyacademyKE A win nevertheless

@Abdullah76000 @moneyacademyKE Sorry to burst your bubble but the mpigs have done this for themselves more than for anyone else!

MPs have rejected proposals to give KRA more powers that would have made it easier to freeze taxpayers' accounts and seize assets. They say the changes would have given the taxman too much power over taxpayers.

@nitrixsystems @WashiraX Retiring to start a business is madness unless you retiring to the thing you are retiring from it’s a one way street to poverty.Oh mara agrovet,mara kuweka ngombe

@WashiraX Never trustva govt with your retirement! Start that business early..

Let's have an honest discussion. Why does the government punish retirees with delayed pension payments? I see many retired teachers suffering. Travelling to Nairobi now and then. Queuing in NSSF offices. Chasing files. All following up on pensions. I mean, it is the same government that: • Sent the teacher on retirement • Stopped paying their monthly salary • Knows exactly when they retired • Has all their employment records So why doesn't the pension start automatically the following month? What exactly is the retiree following up? What information is still missing? Why should a retired teacher spend their sunset years chasing money they been contributing for decades? What is wrong?

@gamemose @KenyanSays Send him the information that will move them from the farm, stupid theories from books.

@KenyanSays we have a saying in logistics that, "goods sit in the warehouse until imformation moves them". to be quite honest, this farmer is STUPID.

@Not_ChaoosKE @KenyanSays If he could get someone to sell do you imagine he would be destroying them? All those stupid ass recommendations of yours will cost him more money.

@KenyanSays This is how blessings are lost, Just give them away to people without a meal or for someone to sell and make some few coins or a farmer who has cows. Hii ni uchoyo

@Abdullah76000 @Kenyans Finyaa!!

@Kenyans This one is from my county and she is going home so early in the morning come 2027 elections.

Many Kenyans are happy with the Finance Bill 2026 - Marsabit Woman Rep, Naomi Waqo

@ArebaHSC @ouma_neko Kutumia tu rungu na teargas🤣🤣🤣

@ouma_neko Kwani what kind of training do our officers go through?🙄

A petrol station in Garissa nearly applied for a boxing license after an ordinary fuel transaction turned into a live-action sports event. According to eyewitnesses, an AP officer fueled his vehicle and was asked the most feared question in modern Kenya: "Afande, unawezaonyesha M-Pesa message?" At that moment, negotiations collapsed faster than Arsenal's title hopes. Instead of producing the sacred screenshot, Afande allegedly decided to solve the matter using government-issued confidence and a surprise punch. Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the petrol attendant had apparently spent his free time watching Mike Tyson highlights and shadowboxing behind the station. The attendant reportedly threw the fuel nozzle aside like a wrestler removing his jacket before entering the ring. What followed was not a fight. It was an advanced practical lesson. Witnesses say Afande was promoted from customer to punching bag within seconds. Nearby motorists who had come to buy fuel immediately abandoned their vehicles and secured front-row seats. One boda boda rider allegedly switched off his engine and declared: "Hii sio Shell, hii ni SuperSport." The beating became so educational that Google Maps almost updated the location from "Petrol Station" to "National Boxing Academy." By the time coworkers intervened, Afande had allegedly memorized all the stars visible in the Garissa sky . Were it not for the intervention of one Mohammed, the officer would have continued receiving free lessons in Physics, Geography and Advanced Air Navigation. Investigations are ongoing to determine whether the dispute was about fuel, M-Pesa, or an unauthorized boxing tournament.

David Maraga: I have never been associated with any corruption scandal. I am ready to declare on oath, my assets and give a full account of how I acquired each piece. I challenge every presidential aspirant, starting with Ruto, to do the same and account for everything they own.

@ntvkenya The most beautiful thing I have heard this year. Truly. It doesn't matter what formation they have - hapa sibanduki.

@razikamin @ntvkenya Ata mimi wacha ipotee but I think I will live with myself having voted for the change we need.

@Nje28195Njeru @shaqrM @narendramodi @G7 Usiwe hivi😂😂😂

@shaqrM @narendramodi @G7 Huyo ni jamaa wa kutumwa jacket kwa gari.

With fellow leaders at the G7 Summit in Evian. We will keep working together to advance prosperity, sustainability and human well-being. @G7

@SamtechElite @moneyacademyKE Goddamn man you are holding nothing back 😂😂😂

@moneyacademyKE Yea, incase you're wondering it's this fat fuck

Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo’s IMC Construction Kenya, together with China’s CRBC and CCCC, has won a Sh375 billion JKIA expansion tender. The project includes a new terminal and runway. Source: ZimLive