sloan .

WOW ! is that a replica uniform ? ! it looks so high quality !

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someone killed my minecraft wolves .

my ultimate is ready !

@ArcheologyRox woah . . . wait . . . what if there ARE duplicates , but we didn’t know ? so we interact with , like , anran . and then she’s replaced by her clone ! and we interact with her clone without knowing ? !

@roxmuncher ‘i know ! maybe it’s just us… i haven’t seen any other people with other versions !’ { they let out a giddy laugh, before smiling. } ‘you don’t need to thank me, i know you’d do the same ! literally !’

good morning everyone ! ! ! except talon . if you’re talon , then . . . then i’ll bop you on the head !

peaaanutt butterrrrr

@ArcheologyRox so many sloans , and all of them are probably awesome archaeologists ! jeez , we’re so lucky ! ! ( infinite realities . . . so much to think about ! ) thank you , sloan ! !

@roxmuncher ‘you’re right !! dude that’s so awesome ! a bunch of sloans ! now that would go down in history !’ { sloan carefully takes the gem, inspecting it carefully. } ‘it’s beautiful… i’ll make sure he gets it !’

@ArcheologyRox ohhh , dude ! duuuude ! ! alternate dimensions ? ! that’s so totally AWESOME ! ! ! that means there’s probably infinite sloan camerons out there ! ! ( found it ! they’re pulling out a small gem . ) i found it whilst digging a bit ago—

@roxmuncher ‘i was worried too… but we’re in the clear ! maybe that means we’re not clones… maybe alternate dimension stuff or whatever. i don’t care. all i know is there’s a cool me i can talk to !’ { sloan nodded, watching them dig into their pockets. } ‘of course i can !’

@ArcheologyRox ( nod . nod . ) phew ! thank the gods for that ! i was worried then . . . hey— uhm , when you see wuyang , can you give him a rock for me ? it’s an aquamarine ! it’s around here somewhere . . . ( rummaging through their pockets . )

@roxmuncher ‘exactly !! we’re geniuses and we know so much knowledge and stuff !’ { sloan nodded their head, full of confidence for the both of them. } ‘i don’t think so, i have a bruise on my arm, do you have a bruise ? if not, then you’re fine !’

@ArcheologyRox hah ! you’re right ! us sloans are WAYYYY too strong for any talon idiots to get the better of us ! but . uhm . if you die . . . i won’t die , right ? ‘cause . ‘cause i haven’t written my will— how will people know to make me a mummy ? !

@roxmuncher ‘ i gotta see them sometime !’ { they bounced excitedly, before remembering the actual topic. } ‘i’ll be super careful ! he’s gonna go to overwatch and let them know and it’ll be fine ! like the great venture is gonna get kidnapped or something. pshh.’

@ArcheologyRox yeah ! ! i have , like , three types of dinosaur teeth ! i keep them in my tent ! ! i hope nobody steals them . . . ( ahem . ) a secret operative ? that’s so cool ! well . as cool as talon can be . just be careful , okay ?

@roxmuncher ‘you had a dinosaur phase !? that’s so much cooler than my rebellious phase… a lot of lessons were learnt at that time…’ { sloan shuddered as they thought about that one tattoo they got. } ‘hm. yeah… it’s confusing… maybe she’s like a secret operative !’

@ArcheologyRox that’s so totally AWESOME ! ! ! i never had that period . . . but i did get REALLY into dinosaurs ! i still have all the dino teeth i bought ! ! ( they really hurt their bank account , too . ) mm . . . maybe . . ? but she’s with talon —

@roxmuncher ‘my van !! i bought it during that weird period we had in our late teens, but it’s stuck with me !’ { sloan nods, putting their hand to their chin. serious mode. } ‘i don’t know… maybe she just isn’t that dangerous ? more bark than bite ?’

@ArcheologyRox van ? you have a van ? ! oh , dude , that’s awesome ! ! i wish i had a van . . ( ahem . ) freja . that was it ! weird . if she’s so dangerous , why doesn’t that name ring any bells ?

@roxmuncher ‘yeah !! i’m gonna use my van to distract them while he gets away !!’ { they mimic driving a van, clearly very excited by the prospect. } ‘oh her name is uhh… um. freja i think ?’ { they pronounce it frey-ja. they’re very petty. }

@ArcheologyRox ohh ! you’re saving wuyang ? ! that’s so cool ! ! but , uhm , don’t underestimate that bounty hunter — i think i remember jack— er, sorry, mr morrison say she was dangerous ! what was her name ? fire . . ? fre . . freeya . . ?

@roxmuncher bounty hunter for some reason, but i’m sure if she comes after me i can get rid of her !’

@ArcheologyRox you’re planning on . . . huh ? you’re kidnapping a talon agent ? woah . . . you’re so brave ! ( griiiin ) oh , man , who’s the talon guy ? wait — let me guess — is it . . . uhhh . . . hmm . . . is it gabrielito ?

@roxmuncher ‘i don’t think so? i mean… we do have a few enemies… and i am planning on breaking a talon guy out back to our side… it’s probably nothing to worry about !’

gooooooooddddd morningggg ! ! ! !

@ArcheologyRox bounty hunter ? yeesh . she sounds scary ! . . . we don’t have any bounties on our head , right . . ?

@roxmuncher ‘sighhh. no i haven’t. i met this… bounty hunter lady. she kinda sucks. at least mauga is kinda fun to talk to.’

@BirdYokai envy. oh yeah of course, duh

@roxmuncher // what about passwords can I see those

envy. no apple, sorry apple, i dont want to put my credit card information in this twitter post. but thank you for the offer.

@ArcheologyRox hey !! heya !! hi !! hey other sloan !! have you found any cool rocks recently ? !

@roxmuncher ‘other sloan !! heyo !!’