Rymel_Diana 🇦🇺🥂😎

@LairdOfThManor ImporDant. 😡 Our illustrious leader makes me wince every time I hear him say it. Do you think Albo is beyond help Laird? 🤔🤨

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know… It has not “peeked” your interest. Nor has it “peaked” your interest. …It has piqued your interest. You are not “phased” by something. You are fazed by it. If you’ve had a long day, you are weary. If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary. It is “due course”, not “do course”. “Per se”, not “per say”. And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost. Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping. This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

@LairdOfThManor Ummm….. righto…. yep…. got it! Carry on.

@LairdOfThManor I’m coming for ya Garry!

Gary’s been a naughty boy… Spot the difference peeps!👇🏻🤣💙🎩

@LairdOfThManor Oh yes please!

I’ve decided to ‘self soothe’ after a hectic day of napping, eating and sipping gin and tonics, the number of which will remain a mystery, and found myself at the local supermarket looking at this display. God is good! #TimTamSlam

@LairdOfThManor And aren’t we blessed. 😊😅

If you're ever sad, remember that the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as me. You’re welcome 💙🎩

@LairdOfThManor @SushiTheShihTzu Perfect! 👏🥂

The photographs from William and Catherine’s wedding are really fabulous.

@LairdOfThManor Lest we forget.

At the going down of the sun, and in the first hush of dawn, we remember them. We remember not as one recites a date in a ledger, nor as one glances idly at old stone and bronze, but as children remember those to whom they owe everything. On this sacred ANZAC Day, we bow our heads before a generation of uncommon courage, and before all those who followed in their noble wake. They were young. So heartbreakingly young. Boys with laughter still warm upon their lips, girls with springtime yet in their step, men and women who ought to have known long years of peace, hearthside joys, marriages, children, gardens, ordinary Tuesdays and blessed old age. Instead, they heard the bugle’s cry and answered it. They turned from comfort towards chaos, from safety towards shot and shell, from the tender arms of those they loved towards the cold uncertainty of war. What must it have cost them to go?… What private terrors did they master in the small hours before battle? What prayers were whispered into trembling hands? What letters were folded carefully into pockets, kissed once, then placed close to the heart? They knew, as only the brave can know, that to step forward might mean never stepping home again. They knew they might never again see a mother’s smile, a father’s proud embrace, the face of a sweetheart waiting at the gate, the children they longed one day to hold. Yet still they went. Headlong into the fray. Steadfast. Resolute. Gallant beyond measure. And what of those left behind?… The mothers whose hearts broke in silence. The fathers who stood straighter only because grief would not allow them to fall. The wives and sweethearts who kept vigil by the window, straining for footsteps that would never come. The children who knew a parent only through photographs, medals, and stories told through tears. There are battlefields far from shore, yes… but there were battlefields in kitchens, in parlours, in lonely bedrooms, where sorrow was borne with equal courage. We honour them all today. We honour the fallen, whose names are etched not merely in marble, but in the living soul of our nations. We honour the returned, who carried home wounds seen and unseen. We honour the families who gave their dearest treasures and were asked, by history, to endure the unendurable. We honour the spirit of mateship, sacrifice, duty, endurance, and that quiet valour which asks for no applause. They did not give their tomorrows so that we might squander today. They did not walk into darkness so that we might live carelessly in the light. The freedoms we enjoy, the peace we too often take for granted, were purchased at a cost beyond calculation. So let us speak their names with reverence. Let us keep faith with their memory. Let us live in such a manner that their sacrifice was not in vain. Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. Lest we forget. 🫡🇦🇺💔🫡🇳🇿💔

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were snubbed by the Irwin family in Australia because they are 'staunch monarchists and fiercely loyal to The Firm' and didn't want to upset Prince William, it has been claimed Down Under. The Duchess of Sussex, 44, had reportedly hoped to spend time with celebrity conservationist Robert Irwin, 22, and his family at Australia Zoo in Queensland - but were reportedly rebuffed. Well you can’t blame them can you who would want to me second rate royals anyway.

@LairdOfThManor And so say all of us! 👏👏👏

Dear Meghan Markle, I'm fine being the villain in your story, because in mine you're the pathological narcissist without integrity, honesty, emotional intelligence and most of all the maturity to take accountability. Kiss, kiss, @LairdOfThManor 💙🎩

@LairdOfThManor You speak for all of us Laird. 👏👏👏

🔈The world will never forget your contumely. 🔈The world will never forget your perfidy. 🔈You may reimagine, rebrand, or reinvent yourselves as often as you please, but you cannot alter your essential nature. 🔈That rank nature is one of hubris, duplicity, obfuscation, mendacity, self-regard, emulation, avarice, odium, turpitude, mendacious, egotism, & faithlessness. 🔈The world will NEVER FORGET.

@LairdOfThManor Blocked and reported. 💅🏻🥂

So she has finally, publicly, stolen my account and followers. Well ‘Anastasiia Mosk’, you’re a fuċking bïtch!

@PinocchPrincess @PrPinocchio1 Thanks for the heads up. 🙂

Just in case anything happens to my account here is my back-up. It is locked, but I will deal with any requests for follows regularly. @PrPinocchio1 I thought all these mad times were behind us here. It's sad we have to do this and be prepared for being attacked.

@LairdOfThManor I love it! 😍

If ever you want to elevate your ‘clap-back’ game when dealing with sycophants, I’ve always been fond of this response… “I am not going to tolerate the diabolical insults from an inferior scrap of humanity such as yourself. You are intoxicated by the exuberancy of your own verbosity.” Feel free to use as you wish♥️🎩

@LairdOfThManor How wonderful! Enjoy yourselves! 🎭

Children 5, 6 & 7 are taking me to see Anastasia the musical tonight. I have to admit, I’m just a little bit excited.

@LairdOfThManor Oh waaaaaah! 😂

I knew it… now do the Flu…🎩

@LairdOfThManor Welcome back dear one. You've been missed. 🥂

Man o man... it’s been a rough 72 hours! I need that Finland Breakfast Pronto!

@LairdOfTheManor @JackieMayes5 Shout it out loud Laird! Gold! 🤣🤣🤣

@JackieMayes5 ITS NOT ABOUT THE PICTURE, ITS ABOUT THE MOVIE LINE QUOTE!!!!!!!!

“That is going straight to the pool room.”

George Michael died on Christmas Day 9 years ago. A beautiful man who was so generous to everyone, but maybe less kind to himself. ‘Last Christmas’ is his song. And no one has ever sung it as well as him. Merry Christmas to you and yours. 🎄🎶

@LairdOfTheManor Was there ever any doubt? 😎🥂

It’s official… I have the healthiest brain in the world! 🧠

@LairdOfTheManor Awwww, Eugene! I wondered where you’d gone. 🥰🇦🇺

Australia 🇦🇺, cute as a button! *Watch to the end if you dare!