Sam Brammer

@amznsellerhelp I cannot get in to my account. I am letting customers down as I cannot process their orders. Support is shocking

@InstagramComms @instagram My Facebook and instagram are still locked. Facebook says check back for result and instagram says my account does not exist? sam_brammer please fix asap. Both are used daily for communication

We’ve resolved this bug now – it was causing people in different parts of the world to have issues accessing their accounts and caused a temporary change for some in number of followers. Sorry! 😵‍💫 twitter.com/InstagramComms…

@click_and_drop @RoyalMailHelp still not working. Thanks for wasting my day. I should have gone to the pub

@BigCommerce my worldpay gateway has been down for one week. Still no fix! Worldpay identified the problem and still a week later no fix from BigCommerce! Think twice before letting them host your site!!

@BigCommerce @NancyBoyInc @StevenDuran89 You are charging me over 1000 dollars month and my revenue was 70% down today because of your errors and you won’t discount my fees??? Why would anyone stay?

@sam_bram @NancyBoyInc @StevenDuran89 Hi Sam - apologies for not having more concrete information, but the issue is still under investigation. As soon as we have more information to share we'll be sure to update here and the status page. - Jacinda

Is everyone who is using @BigCommerce for their store having server issues this morning? Or is it just a subset of stores on the @BigCommerce platform?

@BigCommerce What use is bigcommerce when your store is down?

@Ryanair I’m seriously hungover and would rather get this flight. Any chance of lowering the fare so I can get to bed.

ITS COMING HOME SO GET UR TITS OUT xx

@bmw my 4 series that was 5 months out of warranty with only 35k miles engine has completely broken and cut out on me on main roads twice. BMW’s response, we can fit you in in 20 days. Definitely don’t buy a 420

Wow hahah just watch this.

@russellhoward I remember when you used to do comedy instead of an hour of leftie rants

@ElliottFowler he takes his time. Can't even fast forward

The overpaid tossers should give their wages to charity for a month

@ElliottFowler @E4Chelsea I think even you don't mean that. Sam has no redeeming features

@ElliottFowler @E4Chelsea almost as wank as Sam

@Laura_Bram @vch246 Soz. I'll stop it

Next weeks MIC, what the actual fuck

Everyone looks so awkward at #MIC gigs

I wonder if anyone has ever been travelling without constantly updating there Facebook