Samuel Drown

@FootballCliches Need @CrewkerneGaz to show Kemi scoring a worldie.

Really rate the body shape from Keir here

@GenshiKitsune Nice bowl of McCanns and a mug of Barry’s. Real taste of home. 🩷

quite a few brands there i've literally never heard of as a british person lmao

@noknowli I’d drop Henderson. No need to replace him.

England’s World Cup squad but you can only take one player per club

@OfficialTourPro There? Probably driver. Might as well hit it in the trees nearer the hole than just off the tee box.

What is your go to club off the tee when you need to find a fairway?

@Alexsmith7631 I’ve also seen bare Japanese people.

Ngl I’m actually so intrigued by this I’ve been telling bare people I see bare Japanese people in the comments saying they’re all aware of it as well

@RickJames191954 Wow. This was so funny. No, wait. The other thing. F**king wank.

Someone's cooked here. - 🎤

Sam :)

@arlowhite Around £200m in 1986 (c.£610m AFI).

Heathrow Airport, Terminal 4, guess the price?

@kat_maryb If anyone should cheat you take advantage of or beat you raise your head and wear your wounds with pride.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

its like charlie brown in a peanuts comic strip

@kev_mechan93620 @JamesAHogg2 I’m with you that.

@samdro1981 @JamesAHogg2 Indeed, that's what i wait for in that episode. If im not mistaken, im pretty sure is the voice of Graham linehan.

I had a discussion yesterday with somebody about Father Ted and we ended up trying to choose, at first, our top 5 moments, which became 10, and then 20. Anyway, here's what I believe was my #4, featuring Ted, Dougal and "Your man from One Foot in the Grave. The, I don't believe it, man".  Enjoy the sunshine 🌞

@kenmccoll @JamesAHogg2 It’s edited out of most broadcasts now so I do think it’s probably the ruder f word.

@samdro1981 @JamesAHogg2 I’m pretty sure it was “Flocking hell!”

@JamesAHogg2 youtube.com/watch?v=CoxShe…

@JamesAHogg2 The background “f**king hell” when Ted reveals the Chris the sheep plot. Genius.

@beingblackie_ He ran so we could canter.

He crawled so that we could walk...

@GoonerTaIk Life happens. Enjoy the good times and survive the bad times. This is our time right now. Both ours and their future is unwritten. x

Spurs players celebrating like they’ve won the World Cup, kissing the badge and singing “we are staying up.” On the same day we lift the PL trophy. Do not ever compare these clubs again.

@sspencerukk Youth-hostelling with Chris Eubank?

Finally some proper British journalism 👏

@amimonohanuma Go watch a star war.

スターウォーズほんとに全然知らなくても今やってるヨーダのちっこいやつ観に行ってもいいの？

@TikiTakaConnor @phillipdrown Cent pourcent!

Saliba on PSG: “They were already scary last year, they're still scary this year. Nothing has changed. We know that if we want to beat them, we should be at 100%.”

@therealbuni BEADS???

Un loco dejó la moto estacionada Y cuando volvio tenia una colmena entera de abejas que pararon a descansar para no pasar frío