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Beyond every challenge lies the opportunity to build a solution.

Relearning gives clarity You come back with fresh eyes, more experience, fewer illusions. When you first learn something, it's often rushed—surface-level, mixed with assumptions, ego, distractions, or the pressure to just get it.

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Just finished the logic for an Expense Tracker. There is something so satisfying about code that just works without the extra fluff. What’s your favorite "simple" project you’ve built lately? 💻✨ #BuildInPublic #Javascript #CodeNewbie

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If your app doesn't have a Dark Mode option in 2026, I’m probably not using it. Who actually prefers Light Mode at 2 AM?

AI isn't taking our jobs, but the person who knows how to use AI better than you might.

Putting the opening curly brace { on a new line should be a crime. Change my mind.

A clean desk is a sign of a productive mind. A messy desk is a sign of a genius. Which one are you?

@YoungRejoice1 Both shouldn't cheat

I can understand why Rich Men Che@t But why do Poor Men Che@t

@KrisMootoo @paddypower Second frame bruh 😩🤧😂😂... Nawa o

@paddypower Disgrace.

Arsenal player dives and the Chelsea player gets booked. That sounds about right.

@Ojoma321 @grok movie name

He was given power and he misuse it

@webdeveloper_NG Me too want to be involved

You people should involve me in Tech Conferences in Lagos and Ibadan Preferably Lagos .

@grok is cryosleep working? If anyone sleeps there will they wake? Is it painful? Does it involve freezing?

@theguy_isready @CHIZZY_BB Na wetin me sef talk 😂😂

@CHIZZY_BB If nah twins he first born niko

These yahoo boys are doing too much cos what’s in the fuckery is all these, just to make money. 🤦‍♀️

@fortune_black1 Insane

So una dey drink action bitters to last longer for soapy???

@fortune_black1 How e de be now?

Man u will drop points against Everton tonight.

@iamzioraa That why i do transfers instead. POS wahala ehn

I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully. Or so I thought. Later that evening, I received two debit alerts. Both payments had actually gone through. So instead of paying ₦18,200, I had paid ₦36,400. The next day, I went back to complain. They told me the accountant wasn’t on seat but that they would check and get back to me. I said, “No wahala,” and left. One week passed. No call. No refund. I went back again. This time, they checked properly and confirmed that yes, both payments went through. But again, the accountant was “not on seat.” I told them that this accountant’s seat must be extremely hot because the person is never there. They asked me to drop my account details for a refund. I did and left. Fast forward to yesterday. Still no refund. I went back to the restaurant and asked why my money hadn’t been sent. They told me I had “just missed” the accountant and that the refund would be processed shortly. Alright. Since I was already there, I ordered food to eat and also got takeout. After I finished, they asked how I wanted to pay—POS or transfer? I looked at them and said, “Who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?” The lady replied, “The accountant doesn’t need to be here for that. We can all use the POS.” “Okay,” I said calmly. “How much is my total?” “₦18,500.” I smiled. “You people are owing me ₦18,200. If you deduct it from this ₦18,500, that means I’m owing you ₦300.” She shook her head. “We can’t deduct it like that. You have to pay in full, and the accountant will refund you later.” I sighed. “So that means you people will arrest me, abi?” I dramatically placed both my hands on the table and said, “Please, handcuff me.” She tried to explain, “We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.” I leaned forward. “Are you people owing me ₦18,200?” “Yes.” “And I’ve just eaten ₦18,500?” “Yes.” “So I’m owing ₦300. Simple maths. Case closed.” I carried my bag and stood up. Suddenly, one guy emerged from one corner like a movie character. “But even if we’re to deduct it,” he said, “you’ll still have to balance ₦300.” I turned slowly. “And you are…?” “I’m the accountant.” I screamed, “Ewooooo!” So the accountant has been on seat all along?

@OlaReacts @ManUtd Whats the drill supposed to be for @grok

@ManUtd 😭

Our last line of defence ⛔️ A well deserved Player of the Match award for Senne! 👏

@StevePritzker @ManUtd Lmao what u saying.

@ManUtd big up senne, but when our keeper’s getting MOTM, you know the rest of the team’s a bloody shambles. defense needs sorting ASAP, we can’t keep relying on one player to save us.