Satan’s Bottom

the face / the bulge

@PattyBourree well it might be worth it if those upper middle class kids get to skip all the atrocities they were both put through in the name of entertainment

Is there a reason so many of the 20th century divas from Judy Garland to Britney Spears were rags to riches stories and now all the main pop girls are like…upper middle class to uber wealthy kids who majored in Pop Star but dropped out freshman year

broadways jeremy jordan told me that I might meet my husband on grindr and he was right

past few days have shown pop culture gay guys over 30 needs new hobbies

@dragqueenjp hug & warm birthday wishes 💕

Idk besties it’s my bday week but I am feeling the least celebratory. The world, the country, the other country, nightlife, everything is fucked up, like… I’m sorry like. Fuck this shit. And yet we gotta keep smiling right :)))))) i’m sad and tired and sad

@wickedseahag one dark, one light. when I want a different cut I drop the old one off at madewell & buy a new pair (usually not from madewell I just like knowing it gets reused/recycled)

how many pairs of jeans are in your wardrobe ? researching

@nxd1979 is this bait I can’t tell

being fat was never a prerequisite to being a bear. it was mainly about having a beard, a hairy chest, and a more laid-back attitude compared to the mainstream of the gay scene

They built me up three hundred feet tall just to tear me down - lana del rey

I do it specifically to pull the attention of men away from you

@BosCityJMJ @prettycritical it’s almost like different people have different tastes

@prettycritical I was raised in a city and wouldn’t wish that anyone. So was my BF. In nyc. He hates it.

many people who live in cities are condescending about the suburbs but their condescending counterparts in the suburbs are always like "ummmm i gave up dancing and restaurants and museums when i turned 25 and i'm MAD that you won't"

hi would you let me check out your hvac

@DiscordAddamsX This admin showed that you can just do whatever, legal or not. A big critique of dems is that they have always been spineless cucks and this “what [do] you think they should be doing” falls exactly in that line.

These “gotcha” moments are so crazy

men, friendly reminder, DONT SHAVE YOUR BUSH

always funny for me to see mike white’s name along with white lotus & survivor cause in my head its, oh you mean “dawson’s creek”s mike white

i wanna see everyone’s wiener and butt

chappell roan is the first drag performer to be hated on for spending too little time with children

@jellicle_jay thanks jellicle! I totally disbelieve the idea that high priced stuff = better. I’ve picked a lot of these pieces off the literal street or at antique shops bc a good space only requires good taste™️

@satansbottom as a fellow zoomer NO i disagree this is beautiful

zoomer hookup recently told me my apartment looked like an urban outfitters. chat am I cooked?

it’s a little hard to stomach how many adult ppl care about celebrity. if you are 25+ this is the call to move on. engage with the art/artist in context, drink your juice & focus on the real people around you 💕

one of the greatest joy in life is being able to show this to someone who’s never experienced it before

@DominikFacist @RealRaegus @eat1ngdrywall you think a token for a work anniversary (flowers) in a professional setting would make people think you wanted to become serious with them?

@RealRaegus @eat1ngdrywall I always thoughts sending flowers meant you want things to become serious. I guess I was wrong 🤷‍♂️

u guys are weird and kinda mean also my boss is a woman so maybe don’t suggest that i should sleep with my boss just because they gave me flowers as a nice gesture

@dansaysmess it happened post coitus 🙄

@satansbottom i hope you threw him out