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@_chenglou bro just casually dropped html8 on github

My dear front-end developers (and anyone who’s interested in the future of interfaces): I have crawled through depths of hell to bring you, for the foreseeable years, one of the more important foundational pieces of UI engineering (if not in implementation then certainly at least in concept): Fast, accurate and comprehensive userland text measurement algorithm in pure TypeScript, usable for laying out entire web pages without CSS, bypassing DOM measurements and reflow

@LizzyStarrrdust @BrandonLuuMD impossible to study because the men refused to disclose how thirsty and angry they were

@BrandonLuuMD What's the data comparison for men?

Stay hydrated. Research shows even 1.36% dehydration is enough to cause significant mood decline in women: ↑ Anger-hostility 8% ↑ Fatigue 17% ↓ Vigor 12% ↑ Mood disturbance 19% ↑ Task difficulty perception 58% ↓ Concentration 45% ↑ Headaches 2x

@mikearkin @InfiniteGrunt @TimSweeneyEpic is this your first time doing math?

@InfiniteGrunt @TimSweeneyEpic His salary is probably not enough to cover more than one or two people out of the 1000 that they had to let go.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW @TimSweeneyEpic ???????

@TimSweeneyEpic @BackersGamesF Resign

@BackersGamesF Epic is in contact with the family and will solve the insurance for them. There is high confidentiality around medical information and it was not a factor in this layoff decision. Sorry to everyone for not recognizing this terribly painful situation and handling it in advance.

@yducknow watch puff: wonders of the reef

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

@Xx_WiReD_xX @BackersGamesF @TimSweeneyEpic he’s not gonna fuck you bro

@BackersGamesF @TimSweeneyEpic Why would you expect him to be happy? This is probably one of the most terrible moments in his life. To me, this is no way to help solve a problem, and I'm confident Tim will make this right.

@bagel_leaf yep it’s usually due to ketamine

bro some la people r mad weird

@SaintL0L new allergy unlocked. ER please

I dont have any allergies but i have fever and pain

Yo guys should i go hospital? My face getting bigger help

@SaintsGamingCA thank god it’s about time

BREAKING‼️: St. Clair Saints has updated their logo.

@drewlevin drew you should start a reef tank

goodbye kauai ❤️🐢

@NaetleD @chrisisclueless 27c

@chrisisclueless plz, use Celsius. Nobody in the rest of world understand fahrenheit

When I was in Brazil it was 90+ degrees and humid everyday and everyone was a man with hairy body and they still smelled good cuz they take multiple showers a day. You are not hotter than the average Brazilian. Please shower.

@SMankuta do you know who Katya is? she in an episode of the new season an it’s the perfect crossover for me

Ok ya’ll. The final season of Hacks starts April 9. So you have 2 weeks to binge one of the best series’ ever written, GO!

@vxunderground reward language: “up to” $10MM actúal reward: $0

> be iranian threat actors > compromise FBI directors personal email > fast forward like, 5 hours > $10,000,000 bounty on head Opinion: I think Kash Patel is extremely mad

@_____pat______ @okaypompeii dunkin matcha is just milk dyed green i stg

@okaypompeii agreed, sadly I will ignore all financial advice when it comes to enjoying the fleeting joy of a treat and I am okay with that at this point

paid $7 for this strawberry matcha but it's really good so I've learned the wrong lesson from this experience

@Gina_Lavetti @Signal_N_Circit @MorePerfectUS i think the little piggies wanted even more than the billions they already got this year

@Signal_N_Circit @MorePerfectUS Then why did republicans repeatedly reject funding TSA without ICE funding lol

The Senate has voted unanimously for the Democratic proposal to reopen DHS and fully fund TSA without giving a single dollar to ICE.

@abby_sherlock yes, influencer 4 lyfe

is this the right cultural media moment to share that i ran a nintendo fan tumblr account in middle school that had over 40K followers on edits mostly about super smash brothers brawl

@Gojirakotm19 @21Fede_ evading anti-repost checks that twitter doesn’t even have lul

@21Fede_ Looks like the person posting it didn't know but who tf made a barely different AI version of this?? Like what's even the point??

That's AI. This is the original photo

@Eli_and_mybros @girlcloudnine it MUST be a hand double. I simply can’t think of a way they could turn a guy like druski hands into this.

@girlcloudnine What’s crazy is how believable the hands look

I kept seeing this photo and wondering why people were laughing at this woman with a slightly unfortunate face 😭

@razlol customs: anything to declare? kangas: yeah i brought 4 goats back with me

Go send love to the Kang-man. But also he’s not allowed back into the country without Busio Jojo Yukino & Toasty

@SirScoots i bet enc paid you to say this smh /jk

I might be alone in this, but I like the idea of USA Esports using funding from the ENC events to build a national org that outlives the ENC. ;)