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“Emo will never be big in Texas.” Me - “Hold my Shiner...”

@itsgormytime Life it never die. Women are my favorite guy.

@idiotfetus I carry my beer out of the bar like this at the end of a long stick

has anyone else's for you feed suddenly become nothing but stupid shit for dumb people

@ThelVanDamne @punishedcornpop en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

@selectabonus @punishedcornpop The fuck? Cortana actions was supposed to emulate Halsey’s actions when she created the Spartans

It is really funny that there's some amount of people that think Trump won solely because video games started having black people and nonsexualized women in them around 2014.

2020's 'I Owe You Nothing,' @recordsettertx's masterpiece, is a modern screamo classic getalternative.com/album-review-r…

lady who keeps calling the office yelled at me for calling her back and said I needed to stop calling her WHAT

@nateismfof I’m down for a Prosper, TX W

@idiotfetus You just ruined every minute of your free time. The addiction will grow.

okay I'm playing that shit now

@bradxperez Me after hooking the limo into turn 4

i feel like it's 2020 all over again lol

@selectabonus cherry dr pepper + cherry syrup = maybe

we're living in a drink renaissance. you can get a drink of anything. there's never been a better time to be thirsty

@lunasylum @NoctLC78 @artnoahsweet Be Quiet and Drive - me @ Denny Hamlin

@NoctLC78 @artnoahsweet calling em the deftones actually

To those of you who are still wondering why the dots? You can see the special bright Axalta red material cut and pasted as a single color gradient overtop of the rest of the vinyl really well here:

Taking bereavement leave at work for David Lynch

@saintjudas_ Relient K all bangers. Also I love how aged this is as there’s entire generations who have no experience to relate to “And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess I'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around” since unlimited is now the norm

I'm just out here trying to write a song half as good as this heat

@leightxmc Here’s a really good drum song now how about I make it louder and worse

“If (popular song) was a pop punk song” how about you try the get a fucking job challenge

@punishedcornpop No it’s true. I added a song called A that was completely silent to my library because the shitty aftermarket head unit in my 03 suburban would do this every single day

I'm only extrapolating this from hearing 3 older people complain about this happening on separate occasions, meaning it probably happened to hundreds of thousands of people 2014-16 at the minimum.

For a long time a lot of car stereos had badly implemented iPhone integration so as soon as you turned your car on it would start playing whatever was in your iTunes library. For many old people it was just this album, the first track, every single time they started their Lexus.

@arod_twit At the San Antonio show the other year he did that and then at the end kicked the piano which hit the mic into Nate’s trumpet which i assume knocked a tooth out cause there was blood and they had to stop the rest of the song and end the show. 10/10.