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It is one of those days without edges. #BPAfavouritelines

So...she knows what you’re thinking? That would be very bad for me... #inlawthoughtpolice #marriage #cleanthoughts

Jesus. Everyone knows you throw clean laundry on the bed. #temperpedicdresser #laundry #partnership

Well one thing I know for sure is your sister’s handwriting is better than yours. #everythingineedtoknowilearnedinkindergarten #copingstrategies #RelationshipGoals

5 words - ‘I recorded you last night.’ #surveillance #marriage #RelationshipGoals

Deny him sex. Tell him to masturbate to the fact that he’s right all the time, cause that must feel so good. #sexlessmarriage #marriagetips #chifringe2018

That’s a Housewife of Beverly Hills apology - it’s not really an apology if you say, ‘I’m sorry you feel that way.’ Divorce him. #groundsfordivorce #marriagetips #RelationshipGoals

@RyanKateRose @CallMeMissAmy @ChicagoFringe Fantastic! We look forward to your vote!

Ready to rumble? Sides still aching from tonight’s performance of @settlethisthing. Working on our coping skills now—who needs therapy if you have a compassion hammer? Thanks, @ChicagoFringe!

@CallMeMissAmy @ChicagoFringe Thank you so much for coming and telling us how we should live our life! Every vote counts.

STT on Chicago's very own @WGNNews! Thanks for the votes! #ChiFringe2018 #marriageadvice #comedy vimeo.com/287729456

Settle This Thing won the Audience Pick Award at the preview party last night! Thanks @ChicagoFringe for the love! #ChiFringe2018 #chicagocomedy #marriage

Thanks for the mention @chicagoreader! get tix: settlethisthing.com chicagoreader.com/chicago/chicag… #chifringe2018 #chifringe2018 #marriage

Honest mistake.

#1. Stop watching porn together.   #2. Watch TV separately. We each have our own TV room. Mine is in the living room and his is at his parents' place. #ChicagoComedyGuide #ChiFringe2018 #sahm #sahd Settlethisthing.com

Hey Chicago, Mobtreal.com says Settle This Thing is "ALWAYS HILARIOUS!" Come See Settle This Thing @ChicagoFringe Aug31- Sept 3. Go to settlethisthing.com for info and tix! #fringechicago #chifringe2018 #chicagocomedy #realtionshiptips mobtreal.com/settle-this-th…

Thanks @bazecraze! 'Tremendous' fun according to the quote. #ChiFringe2018

@ZachRunsChicago Hello! We're doing a show in the Chicago Fringe Festival - we'd LOVE you to review it! Let us know if you have desire/time and we'll get you comps. We can send you a press release too if you want. Thank you!!

Vote live and in person @ChicagoFringe Get tickets at settlethisthing.com #chicagocomedy #decidehowweshouldlive

Some couples like to have separate beds and separate closets or separate sinks in the bathroom. We say go all the way to save your marriage and get separate houses. #marriagetips #RelationshipGoals #saveyourself