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skittles should create an alternative to regular skittles, called Skitzo. the red tasted like grape, the lime tastes like cherry, every flavor is something else

@Brainworms64 nah, I got a bucket

Yall ever flush the toilet ?

@slothy_420 @VancityReynolds

gun to your head tag a friend

@Foghorn_Keghorn you trying to hide your chin/jaw?

Beard guys: Does anyone have that mental thing where you always think your beard is too short? And ppl tell you its long but your like this is actually p short like a beard dysmorphia almost

@e0syn I just found out my best friend bunged my ex wife 😔

@sevenzerodd it bunged

the past tense of bang is bung

why is there a U in four, fourteen, twenty four, and thirty four but not forty

@AriTheDumb #267,983,920

Gun to your head name a wasp

bobs

@soupyfur @ThreeAmDreams @Cadburburz what does this translate to?

@ThreeAmDreams meow meow mewo meow mewow meowmeow

@Foghorn_Keghorn @pangaeafan #WHOISCHAPPELLROAN

@sevenzerodd @pangaeafan #SNOOPYJUSTASBADASCHAPPELLROAN

Thats a stuffed animal

@Foghorn_Keghorn @pangaeafan never agreed with someone more. I cried when snoopy sold out

@pangaeafan I WANT THE REAL SNOOPY. THEY COULDVE GOTTEN HIM HES AROUND. I LOVE SNOOPY. BUT FRANKLY, He went hollywood. Mascot for metlife insurance. Sickens me

@Foghorn_Keghorn nah, that's snoopy bro. real life snoopy. don't let conspiracy theories get to you

I have so many cute memes to send a girlfriend. But i dont have a girlfriend 😂

boss said i can’t wear the mouse ears to work anymore and that it’s giving customers the wrong idea

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

can you drink milk on tums

@joboduj 😳

@sevenzerodd no 🤤

dude i can smell you through the screen