silver 🌱

not to be dramatic but, *me, being dramatic*

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

Why are we buying bread and milk? Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right.

@itsfvck1ngk also since when does partner have connotations of ownership

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

my favorite pastime is telling men how many calories a day a calorie deficit diet actually is for women and them being like "surely no one can survive on that"

Morning routine: coffee and like all the anti-AI tweets

i think whoever invented "pet rent" should be flogged and quartered in the public square

I'll say it again, but louder this time ❗️❗️

By using AI for writing, you’re robbing yourself of the authentic writer’s experience of not writing

@amar_batra19 like before getting on a PLANEEE?! insane work

@silver_scripts I love oysters as much as the next person but raw bar and airport shouldn’t go together

I travel a fair amount and I’m still surprised with how early people starting drinking in the airport. It’s not event 8:30 how are you on your second old fashioned???

guys I learned there's an england themed store near me and they sell ribena and I fear I really like it

I think people should be required to clarify whose baby theyre holding when they abruptly post a photo of said baby bc sometimes I be wondering if I missed a few chapters

@PhrikkenZazzed the way that I immediately recognized the painting this is based on

“You were my safe space” Oh my shaylas 😭 redraw of Henri de Toulouse’s “Le Lit” but it’s 2009 phan 🫶 #phanart #phan #dnp

me since october 13th

twitter down: 🙃😅😶 ao3 down: 🆘‼️😭💀😤😭🚨

sometimes i accidentally open up snapchat and see someone i once knew actively posting snap stories and wonder what their life must be like

dan and phil are officially together, mamdani won the election, vine is coming back... maybe things are getting a bit better after all