Tiny Grievance

@sarahbastard69 Mia Goth is not even in Euphoria lol

last night this drunk girl came up to me and said "you look like that girl from euphoria" and I said "omg Sydney sweeney ???" And she said "GOD no "

At an open mic in LA and there’s a Canadian dude here who just said ‘we didn’t have Black people in Canada till 1995 and they all came there willingly’ ☠️☠️☠️

I just don’t believe that 20 year olds actually exist. You may have been born in 2003 but you’re at least 30.

Am I ‘serious’ orrrrr are you not funny?

The Irish exit but for people who don’t appreciate you.

RT @caraconnscomedy: Thanks for selling out #straightforpaycomedy last night!!! We’re back NEXT TUESDAY with @calebsaysthings @theashleyray…

Petition to start calling Jennifer Coolidge J.Cool. We have J.Lo and J.Law and she is arguably the realest and the funniest.

No one wants to see a man feeling himself.

Is your buccal fat in the room with us right now?

RT @DietJay: You guessed it: it's time for another WRONG! We're back in action for January at @TheRoguelike with a dynamite lineup: @fifido…

It is so clear that this year flexing your wealth on socials is OUT and giving it away to me is in.

Toronto is that girl who only looks good in certain lighting.

The way I have been quietly making this world a better place by dating your sons. 🫶🏽

@neemanaztv Neema! You are one of the most attractive people inside and out ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I get tons of comments on my videos everyday about my weight and how fat I am or how I need to lose weight but so far the one that hurt the most is this girl just wrote “you’d be so hot if you lost weight” 🥲 It hurts b/c it’s actually how another person feels and it’s the truth

Santa’s sus bro

Going last minute shopping at the mall to give myself a few more anxiety rides before the year is done.

OMG

@mostyncomedy Oops 😅

@mostyncomedy You mean you’re 43?

@STACEYmusics It’s soooo good! After a few bars I was singing along! Can’t wait ❤️