Captain Schnurlet

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🦑☠️ The Ascension is on the horizon Next week... Quirksville will be reshaped forever Will you be there ?!

Sneek Peek #2 for a 1 of 1 INX Mech Last Quirkies 360 before mint so... why NOT

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🚨 BREAKING INSIDER WITH A 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A NEW $200M LONG ON $BTC AND $ETH AHEAD OF THE TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT. JUST LIKE LAST TIME, THIS DUDE WENT ALL-IN RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET PUMPED. ALL EYES ON THE INSIDER!! 👀

💥 BREAKING: U.S. has already spent $29 BILLION since it started attacking Iran.

🚨 BREAKING: OPENAI PRE-IPO FILING LEAKED OpenAI just told investors Microsoft is a risk to their business and they are diversifying away from them >be microsoft >give openai your money >give them most of your compute >become their primary distribution partner >their largest shareholder, 27% equity ($135 billion) >then officially list them as a competitor to microsoft Satya Nadella to microsoft board: "Don't worry if OAI disappeared tomorrow, we have everything we need. All the IP rights, the capability, the data, the compute... EVERYTHING. We are below them, above them, and around them." OpenAI pre-IPO filing to investors: “If Microsoft modifies or terminates its commercial partnership with us, or if we are unable to successfully diversify our business partners, our business, prospects, operating results and financial condition could be adversely affected” the funniest part of all of this is 45% of microsoft cloud contracted backlog is driven by openai api… but openai just signed a $50B deal with amazon that violates azure exclusivity lmao Microsoft now threatening legal action against OpenAI most expensive breakup ITS HAPPENING

🔥 NEW: SUI staking is now live on Revolut, allowing users to stake SUI directly within the app.

💥BREAKING US 🇺🇸 Fed will inject $8,071,000,000 in liquidity tomorrow. GET READY FOR BIGGGG 🔥

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Did you know that.... Mutants are insane!