Simon Collins 💙🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈🔶️#FBPE

Let me break it down simple since the world got confused: Airborne means the air you breathe is how the virus moves. Not the doorknob, not the desk, not the thing that you touched — it’s the whole damn room that’s doing too much. Someone breathes, leaves, you walk in — boom, exposure. The air holds receipts; surfaces got amnesia. Every breath is a deal: clean air = safe; dirty air = real. That’s why masks hit, why ventilation’s legit, why filters win fights you don’t even know you’re in. Your friend caught COVID from a room that “seemed fine”? Yeah — the air remembers. Surfaces don’t. That’s the line.

Farage should never be interviewed without being forced to answer for failures of Brexit. That the man whose lies fuelled Brexit vote which has cost UK Billions & who said Liz Truss budget was “best Tory budget since 1986” could be trusted on *anything* is mind-boggling #bbclaura

I'm a big deal in France

Goddammit, I love this country. 🇨🇦

Chronic stupidity here; net migration went up AFTER Brexit. A youth mobility scheme (or free movement) would let young people travel & work; EU youth returning to their countries; exactly what the vast majority of EU citizens used to do. It might even lead to net emigration!

@RoyalMailHelp Thank you hopefully it will arrive in time.

@RoyalMailHelp just wondering if my delivery is coming today? Royal Mail 48 hrs tracking should have arrived yesterday. Need it for tomorrow for BT broadband installation. Been waiting in all day yesterday and now today. OR293236608GB will have to amend BT booking if necessary.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@SydesJokes Sending best wishes

I am still in hospital with #Tachycardia as my resting heart rate is over 100bpm. Have lost 27kg in the last 6 weeks with 8kg while in hospital alone. I find out on Monday whether I will have #Ablation procedure to fix the high heart rate which hasn't responded to medication alone hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatme…

@NicholasPegg Pretty sure that Starmer will be capable of shredding everything she says apart. In honour of Dr Janey Godley passing away, please make this trend #TrumpIsACunt ❤️

I fully expect Jenrick and Badenoch to announce that they'll revoke this if they come to power

When are we going to have an honest & grown up discussion about this?

Sorrywhatpardon?

NEW: Paris police have shared a photograph of Élise Trouss (49), the main suspect in today's rail network disruption. Anybody with information on her whereabouts is urged to contact the authorities

WOW! Everyone should listen to this superb maiden speech from newly appointed Prisons, Parole & Probation Minister @JamesTCobbler in the House of Lords today What an absolutely inspired appointment this is👏👏👏

Slug & Lettuce

Now with the bandage off, it looks like it looks like it was a direct hit.

“I once abandoned my constituency and travelled 3,942 miles to console someone I believed to be a true American friend, only to find out that he didn’t give a flying f*ck whether I was there or not”